Maybe we getting too aggressive too soon? Maybe we should start with hugs, fistbumps, and positive affirmations? SUPERPISS would want us to be better.

Right?! Who do I have to fuck to get a SUPERPISS hat over here?

In this economy?! The best we can do is a 55 gallon drum filled with Coca-Cola.

Grandpa, do you mind? It’s hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.

The last movie would be him winning over the sinister six and in reality, Aunt may is weeping as they turn off his life support.

The button next to it is the “Fuck Ray”.

Hail Satan!

When you get the right amount of high…

It’s not fair!

It’s your one way ticket to midnight.

I know Vader is supposed to be choking him, but he also looks like he is giving the stormtrooper a force handy.

And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.

Isn’t that just fried tofu?

Mr. F!

I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.