That’s hilarious!

…and fucking REAL!?

Besides people speaking bad English to you are braver and more engaging than the average person in general. Id speak bad English with just about anyone before talking to most of my family lol.

Maybe if he were sober he wouldn’t have taken out that drummer with an axe?

Came to bag on Trump Vance, stayed to say separate issue this person needs help not prison ffs.

Republicans: chemtrails bad

Unless it’s just air, land, or sea pollution from our chronies.

God they’re insufferable.

He’s convicted but not charged, does anyone really think it’ll be bad politically to just pardon himself? Is sycophants don’t care and clearly don’t have memories past 4 years.

Yeah let’s go ahead and release that. Though it’s still hard to believe people vote for him basically knowing it’s fact.

Being homeless is also not an option in conservative hell. You’ll need to report to your local jail, er slave cen, er employment center!

If it were any other company I’d play American taxi cab simulator.

Weird an honest dsouza isn’t any less punchable than the dishonest version.

I was thinking, hell to pay? Is that like, the name of the last neighborhood left or?

Why would he it’s a mattress, er mistress.

The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.

For me it’s just quick and accurate. Every tool for a job. I can make a cup quickly, to the temp I need (green/black teas, coffees etc.)

No guessing of temps or times. No need to ramp up the stove and burn all that energy.

Everyone needs to play the same game they do.

Is it hypocritical, yeah probably, does he have any reason to answer for it? Naw

Trump just put Kusher in a role … a person he pardoned for … “preparing false tax returns, witness retaliation, and making false statements to the FEC” per his own statement.

Right.

My parents told me, “be careful the heating elements catch fire, there’s little to no safety mechanism, you can’t leave them alone!”

It’s a kettle…

People either don’t know they exist or have some weird thing with them. Gives me the same vibes as cultures that don’t sleep with the fans on lol.

On on hand fuck Biden for betraying what little respect I had.

But also rump’s bullshit all vanished.

Fuck it.

Dude clearly ran around with his scalp scar on fire during COVID expecting nothing major would pop up during his presidency.

It was chaos then it’ll be fucking chaos now.

This is a good example of an unexpected problem of existing technology…

If only popular media weren’t jammed full of people fantasizing about creating artificial romantic partners or things to stick their junk into.

Messaging is a problem but when one side hands out mental candy bars while the other is urging you to prep fresh meals because it’s healthier… We all know average folks going for the candy bar. How do you educate and sound appealing. People seem so disillusioned with well reality they’ve made their own.