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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Rocky rock rocking

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Rocky rock rocking

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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    rock

    Clearly a stone.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Failed again.

      It’s an image.

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        It’s clearly just binary code.

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          Duh those are electrons.

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            More like quarks and other shit.

            • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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              This is all just a collective hallucination

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                How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real

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              • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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                Right on, man.

                • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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                  Are you talking to me?

                  Or are you talking to yourself?

                  Or am I talking to myself?

            • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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              The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.

              • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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                Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.

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            This implies that you can both see where the electrons are and where they’re going. Obviously that’s impossible.

            • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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              The only thing obvious is that obvious is but an illusion.

          • Venator@lemmy.nz
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            But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.

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          No u

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        Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.

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        It’s definitely not a pipe

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        No, it’s your display you are looking at

    • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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      maybe a pebble. need banana for scale

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        Macrosand

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          you mean gravel?

      • crank0271@lemmy.world
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        The last exchange I read around the “banana for scale” thing was inconceivably contentious.

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          • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            Where’s the NSFW flair on this baby boy?

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        could even be a boulder

    • Wintry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      deleted by creator

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        The pioneers used the ride these babies for miles.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          Ride them for mules?

      • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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        Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder

      • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        Bite-sized mountain

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          I don’t think I want to bite that.

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      You’re just like Hitler, blocked.

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      Is it? Could be a pebble. We don’t have a scale after all.

    • SeekPie@lemm.ee
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      Did I hear an rock and stone?

  • lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world
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    That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.

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      Ce n’est pas un rocher

      • Aedis@lemmy.world
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        I was looking for this :)

      • StopJoiningWars@discuss.online
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        “Ceci” si tu veux être précis

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      To further the spirit of the topic:

      picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)

      image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.

      Source: the interweb. Fight me.

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        I’m here to put the F back in Art

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.

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        It’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock which you probably have observed with your eyes

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          I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!

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    It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

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    Hey fuck you buddy

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      You’re awfully brave for someone who’s within rock range.

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        stone range

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          PEBBLE RANGE YOU RETARD!

          • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            Oh using the R word there mongoloid? Nice

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              I’m not your mongoloid, downy!

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            You can’t just toss around slurs like pebble!

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              You’re right, sorry. It’s an affordable grey egg.

              YOU RETARD!

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          Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨

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      I’m not your buddy, Pal!

      • 60d@lemmy.ca
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        I’m not your pal, Guy!

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          I’m not your Guy, Champ!

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          I’m not your guy, fwend!

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        don’t call me bro, bro!

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    photo of a rock

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      Ceci n’est pas une rock

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      The Treachery of Memes

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    Its a pebble

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      Looks more like a stone to me.

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      I’m sorry but you have no point of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone

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        It’s apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I’m going with ‘large stone’ lol

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        Could be a giant boulder

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    NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK

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      EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

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        DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

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          If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home.

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            Rock and stone forever! ⛏️

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              ROCK! AND! STONE!

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          Stoned rock

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            Brock?

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              sees Misty

              Watergun activated

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        UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE

        YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE

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    Did you think I’d just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You’ve painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

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      To all the people in my DMs, don’t tell me that it’s a roc egg. It’s not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.

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        When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn’t know that it would be full of crabs. But it’s still an egg! It’s a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.

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    Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.

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      Ceci n’est pas un rocher.

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      What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.

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    That’s actually a pebble, not a rock

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      Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.

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        Pretty sure stones have to weigh 14 pounds…

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          That’s because it’s stone, not stones, plural!! Of course multiple weigh more than one!

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          deleted by creator

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        How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?

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          mphes

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    It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

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      Ceci n’est pas une pierre.

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      Source? Really dislike all these unsubstantiated claims everywhere.

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    This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

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    Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

    It’s a jpeg.

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      Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

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      Ce n’est pas un rocher

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    They’re minerals Marie!

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