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@ hedge_lord @lemmy.world

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  • What do your teeth taste like?

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  • Cheese but I put minty toothpaste on them to make them temporarily taste like mint until they taste like cheese again.

  • clears throat 17 times before starting okay well that's enough training for today

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  • Can't have shit in material reality demiurge done stole my voice

  • How did you learn to cook?

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  • Opened cookie book. Followed directions. Suddenly had delicious cookies. Realized that I could do this with other things.

  • My vote goes to the antepenultimate one

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  • "Attention Bajoran workers"

  • Finally, a mortal who gets it!

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  • The gigantic orb of burning hate in the sky, high-energy screams raging outward as proclamation of its destiny to eventually devour gaia's refuge once and for all?

  • Finally, a mortal who gets it!

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  • Humans say that the sun gives the gift of life, but it's really just giving them cancer if it sees them for too long. Checkmate mortalists.

  • Tune a fish

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  • Missed opportunity

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  • She bought avocado toast!

    crowd gasps

    She partook of the forbidden fruit!

    loud outraged murmuring

    And now she wants to have... A HOUSE!

    the crowd reaches a crescendo, screams are heard, a man falls to the ground, froth spilling from his mouth

    "does she really think she could handle that responsibility??"

  • Missed opportunity

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  • You went into stem? You studied... computer science?? And you expect to be employable with that skillset???

  • L shows off his investigative prowess

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  • What's your pitch for a new pizza?

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  • Chili pancakes

    Makin' chili pancakes

    Took some chili and I put it on a pancake

    Which is basically pizza, right?

  • I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it?

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  • Set up Pinchflat, automatically download podcast audio without ads, connect your podcast app to it via an rss feed.

  • I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it?

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  • Mail it to me too please

  • How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)

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  • I'm glad that you asked! The earth's rotation creates an energy field that brings the ether to rotate in sync with it, even at a distance. You can see the effects of this in the atmosphere in hurricanes. The ether is very light and so as the energy field spins the ether faster than the earth it creates the same fan effect but for our atmosphere. Hurricanes never cross the equator because that's where the forces of the earth spinning against the ether and pushing forward against the ether are perpendicular.

    tldr: the earth is a really big fan and it makes hurricanes

  • How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)

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  • The earth is spinning like really quickly all the time and we just don't notice it. Heat if a form of vibration, and so when heat is applied to the bottom of the fan the atoms there move more. A gyroscope resists tilting forces because it is spinning, and the earth is spinning, but the vibration of the fan decouples it from this effect. The blades are able to move freely and the earth moves around them, pushing air through the blades.

    tldr: It's not spinning, you are spinning

  • "Everywhere" (Art by David Revoy)

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  • You don't want to

    ✨Ask✨

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    ✨Edit✨????

  • Have you ever seen a man with a face like that?

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  • The nested bonus thoughts compiler will be unhappy if I do not!

  • Have you ever seen a man with a face like that?

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  • Well no but I've seen a woman with a face like that (she's me (I have gender dysphoria (please help)))

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  • I feel so afraid for the future.