You can also sign up for the waitlist for an additional $50 off the price at preorder, which begins June 30. Not sure if they’ll be checking that your email address is on the waitlist to use the code, but it’s a generic code.

Done! You can use the code CHICKENLIPS at checkout on June 30th for a total of $100 off!

“Let’s go ask Tom in accounting.”

Tom in accounting:

Contribute to the pollinator pathway!

Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.

Don’t apologize. It’s better this way.

But not like the US did

This administration really embodies the “good enough for government work” ethos.

Did it fall out the window?

Better yet, carry two and they can have a family reunion.

There was no immediate reaction ⁠to the announcement from Israel, which has said it was not party to the planned U.S.-Iran deal.

This seems relevant.

Chuck Schumer’s glasses are going to be both as far up and as far down his nose as they can be.

And… what about that other guy?

Which axis do you think they rotated it on?

What’s the name of the book? It sounds cool.

Don’t reserve their spots. That’s too good for them. They can constantly shift around the lowest layers of hell, forced to move from one torment to the next, dangling the promise of a small relief just out of reach. When they finally reach it and it’s actually Hell with Copilot built in.

There’s some evidence that bee stings help with arthritis. Also anecdotally, every beekeeper I’ve met credits bee stings with the fact that they’ve never had Lyme disease.

Guess who doesn’t have arthritis anymore.

Oh, but the memes!

Good luck affording concert tickets when every single person in the world wants to go to that show.

Man that’s crazy