As if it wouldn’t be explained away as either 1) a hoax or 2) a conspiracy brought on by one’s political rivals

Are you implying that this doomerism is of no use to anyone?

“The anonymized face blends seamlessly into its original photograph…”

Um… yep

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

Dr. Phil, then

Terrorists or fascists seems more appropriate.

But what happens when they need to process all that ass?

Hopefully not at the same time

I have had it with these motherfcking mealworm larvae that are capable of consuming polystyrene on this motherfcking plane!

I’m pretty sure I was in first grade, but for sure no older than third grade, when our sub put on The Blob (1988 version). That sure left a mark on me and I was pretty freaked out showering for at least months afterward.

Not to rain on your (already overwhelmingly underwhelming) parade, but how long do you think the progress made on Right to Repair will last?

The real wrecking crew was the friends we made along the way.

The best part of this is that every search you run has the same environmental impact as clearcutting the Amazon

These look cool. I purchased the Cycl Winglights some years ago and thought they’re pretty slick.

https://cycl.bike/collections/winglights/products/winglights360-mag

To people pointing out how not-bright these ones are, the Winglights are apparently only 48 lumens and I never thought that wasn’t bright enough. The point was to add some visibility to automobile drivers at night, not to blind them.

Spoken like a true tungsten connoisseur.

Let’s arm the children so they can patrol the ballot boxes.

/s because you can never be sure when one of the dumbest things you’ve suggested may become a talking point and then official policy

Then who makes all those pee bottles?

Not even “pseudo-”… well done

I’ll probably play it for another week or two at most.

I, too, can quit anytime I want.

“How long have you worked here?”