The llama’s ass > Winamp

42 - 48 bananas

Priorities are stored in the balls

If you say Beetlejuice three times he comes

Out of curiosity, how do they justify not voting for Talarico and thus giving Paxton a better shot?

Naked and bored

I don’t know. It feels like our noses have been cut.

This from the same financial brain trust that suggested that curing sick people is bad for business.

Taste the rainbow™️

Are you, by chance, Pablo Escobar?

What do you have against short-order cook M.C. Escher’s waffles?

Please DO NOT do a Kardashian-themed Batman. The world isn’t ready for this.

Young Drake was pretty good in Degrassi: The Next Generation but this story is sort of the opposite of what happened to him in the show

Paywalled

You haven’t heard? It’s eight deadly sins now.

calculate a price per rick roll

So… how much is it? It must be significantly more than a goatse.

What sort of setup do you have to track the water level of your well? One of my greatest fears is my well running dry. (Also snakes, which I’m sure the well is also full of.)

Even better than flour would be wheat berries (or rye, or whatever). Flour tends to go rancid pretty quickly, whereas the berries can store longer. Milling it just before use may not be practical for everyone, but your bread will be unbelievably better.

Sick. I would probably leave it that way for a while.

Perhaps I missed it in the article, but I would be curious to see how much they currently pay and what they expect to pay over a given timeframe for Microsoft software and subscription licensing.