Not with that attitude, they don’t. Also you’ll need an angle grinder.

Next thing we know, Hamas will be hiding in the basements of these schools.

Hey, don’t forget a dead bear that you just found (gratis).

So he’ll be confirmed, no problem.

Source for this? I don’t doubt it but would love to be able to reference something.

Why can my car stop running forever when there’s still a full tank of gas?

You must have a good disability insurance policy

Just look at the traps on that kid

Free healthcare? I won’t even run from the bite.

If you hate tipping so much why don’t you move to Venezuela?

/s just in case

Don’t worry, they’re not paid minimum wage. They’re contractors so there’s no such thing. 😊

That’s because local news is overwhelmingly Sinclair Broadcast Group

Shoulda locked it up

In most cases that’s true, but we all remember specifically that thing that you did in middle school. Shameful.

You’d best not be disparaging JG Wentworth (877-CASH-NOW!)! (Also he’s a structured settlement guy, not unclaimed funds.)

Now that same hillbilly would come up to your mother and try to speak to her in broken Mandarin that they learned on RedNote.

These predatory companies make such a huff, like an abusive partner storming out while shouting “you don’t know what you’re missing!”

We do know, and we’ll be fine. 👋

I saw a movie about something like this and it all worked out great and everyone was happy and fulfilled.

He won my respect when he won over Philly by insulting every single person in it - while in Philly. (I can’t believe this happened 18 years ago.)

https://youtu.be/bWuXfIZiSqY

Love this video but I always feel as nervous watching it as he seems calm.