Are you seriously defending humans right now?

I blame Tim Minchin for this

Bezos could have just fired the guy, but no, this is about sending a message

Someone should stop you

Thanks, I hate it

Fuck Drake

The CIA bro

It’s humid here so the heat index gets into the high 30’s regularly, and people still either dress formally for work or wear jeans, it is kind of nuts

Because Ukraine isn’t part of the first world, they do still want unlimited genocide against the second and third world.

Me cuesta imaginarme como sería un músico derechista, para mí esas dos cosas son como opuestos

Funny enough, it is a Spanish-speaking country

For patriotic reasons I am against them, only children and tourists wear shorts in my country.

Facts

Remember back when breakfast cereal wasn’t already 50% sugar, so sometimes you would add more?

Yeah

Definitely. At some point ‘enhance’ kind of stopped being a joke

Name and shame

Whatever bro, my Narco Opossum NFT’s are a long term investment. We just need to get some shoutouts from TikTok influencers and Twitch streamers and we’ll be so fucking back.

I’m CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals

Don’t you scare me like that