Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻

We’re going to put a cheeseburger in every tummy, and deport all the vegetarians

feck?

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

This is so dumb, I did the math and you would have to eat hundreds of thousands of nuggets for it to add to to even a single small bullet.

We’re going to need more memory foam

Silence peasant. You lack the necessary qualifications to interpret the old texts, leave that to your betters.

Dude, pass the joint, you’re bogarting it

This guy is a chin supremacist

You’re the fucking man

Glory to his house

Yes, all the time. Any behind-the-scenes stuff isn’t even on my radar.

Please relate this to politics somehow so I know how to feel about it.

Seriously though, this is a top-tier showerthought right here

Native 'merican and immigrant Mexican

All animals are equal, but some of them have guns

A most interesting theory, comrade. Perhaps you would like to give a speech further exploring your ideas in the basement of the secret police headquarters?

And fetch drinks, but you were expected to tip them

If it’s not growing then it’s dead, and only vultures eat dead things

The existence of people stupid enough to pay for them is what makes NFTs worth something in the first place

You get it