Generalissimo por la vida

This is why I have to save Vietnamese food for like the twelfth date

Simpsons did it first

Wait a minute, so Trump is their guy and Putin is our guy? Does this mean China won the cold war?

Have they always been this based or did something happen?

Spell check might have been written by a jew or a black, can’t risk it. That’s how they get you.

At least the base is flared

Oh come on, you know how Those People are

Cryptomator is a great tool for this

Two is one and one is none

Yes, that’s definitely part of it. It’s not perfect, but if you think the English speaking world is a disaster you should try living in a developing country.

Kant

The other way you could interpret this is that so many people want to live in these amazing countries that it’s outpacing home construction. I would like to see this compared to net migration and/or population growth.

Mr Hanky was the compromise

Prison is post-secondary for criminals

Kind of a dumb quote. We need to be around gay men to learn how women feel when we’re trying way to hard to bang someone who isn’t interested.

If I’m the one and I’m still this weak it makes me sad to think what the others must have gone through.

Try him for treason, strip him of his citizenship

Yep

Never meet you’re heroes. Especially not if you’re underage.