Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I've spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don't ask who what's in the pattern buffer.
I've been managing to drag some of them further left, I think, through conversation about things.
A few are 100% on board with a union as long as I keep calling it "collective bargaining" and don't use the scary U word.
A few are on board with most social safety nets, especially when they find out Healthcare would cost less than it currently costs them in taxes alone, let alone not having to pay for insurance anymore, but the second you call it socialism or use any sort of word like "welfare" then they panic.
Individually I think I'm breaking some of them, but collectively they're fucking idiots.