I’m the king. Of jalopies.
Is the Epcot at Disneyland?
Fuck yeah! I rotated the shit out of that cow!
Still not rotating. I’ll just have my daughter imagine it then tell me what it’s like I guess.
Not mine. She’s a nervous fucking wreck constantly. She jumps and runs at even the slightest motion, even from those of us she’s been with most her life.
I don’t appreciate her mocking me.
Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Good plan, actually.
Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.
I’m guessing you haven’t had many customers yet?
Also, you think you’re not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won’t even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.
Why helium?
You sure everybody got raptured and you’re not just in Australia?
Are they so dumb They don’t realize that when we pause a video we are likely not watching or even near our fucking phone or screen at that time?
Source please. I’m trying to rotate it in my head but it isn’t working. I even opened my thumbnail but all that did was make my thumb bleed.
That same quote is in a lagwagon song. I think it’s a sound byte from the movie Jacob’s Ladder, because there’s a few others on that album from that movie but I might be wrong.
This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂
I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.
Ape together broke strong
Hold my koala, I’m going in!
Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.
Downvoted.
Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.
Edit edit - fixed typo
Ninja edit - fuck spez
rip mitch