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KingJalopy

@ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

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I'm the king. Of jalopies.

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  • Flat. Like soda left out.

  • This is madness

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  • "I love everything about nights but I can't stand the day, the sun melts calmness away."

    -Bracket

  • [MyGumsAreBleeding] ice ice baby

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  • I thought the odd numbers were always awesome what has happened??

  • Don't tell me what to do.

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  • What goes up must always come down

  • Don't tell me what to do.

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  • Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.

  • North Korea to open beach resort as Kim Jong Un bets on tourism

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  • Oh can we please make this happen?

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  • Most of us in the northern hemisphere. But only temporarily.

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  • AI probably

  • Hot enough for ya?

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  • Alternatively you can use a timer but if you're ADHD like myself you'll forget why you had one and burn them. Kids won't burn, they'll just complain for a bit.

  • Trump says Iran and Israel agree to a ceasefire

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  • What? Can't trust the president?

    Who the hell can we trust then??

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  • Potato potato

  • So um, the united states just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...

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  • I, like most Americans, know we only get one vote! Gotta save it for that perfect candidate!

    /S obv

  • A metaphor for capitalism?

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  • This thread is wild

  • A metaphor for capitalism?

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  • Jesus. It's a fuckin spider in a glass and you just turned into a thesis lol.

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  • Majority rule don't work in mental institutions

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  • That was truly disturbing to see. I'm not sure why but I did not like that at all.

  • Tulsi Gabbard now says Iran could produce nuclear weapon 'within weeks'

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  • Keep trolling trolling trolling trolling

  • Tulsi Gabbard now says Iran could produce nuclear weapon 'within weeks'

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  • she's a complete grifter politician, trying to get ahead without any principles.