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KingJalopy

@ KingJalopy @lemm.ee

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3 yr. ago

I'm the king. Of jalopies.

  • It isn't fair

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  • Same. However, I started using Redken shampoo and conditioner and that shit is amazing. It costs over $100 but lasts me forever and makes my hair so nice. But I only use it every few days.

  • Accurate

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  • I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.

  • Who remembers this?

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  • We'll I watched the other video and I finally saw the blue and black. I've always seen white gold but now I don't. Fucking trippy.

  • Who remembers this?

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  • You're thinking of 1998

  • Illogical!... Illogical!

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  • And it happened about 12 seconds after I made my new account on there in preparation for leaving my main place

  • Central Pa. sheriff criticized over Facebook meme showing blood-covered ‘Protester Edition’ truck

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  • It just says this

    A potentially dangerous Request.Path value was detected from the client (:). Description: An unhandled exception occurred

  • Central Pa. sheriff criticized over Facebook meme showing blood-covered ‘Protester Edition’ truck

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  • Fuck, our president is that old.

  • Central Pa. sheriff criticized over Facebook meme showing blood-covered ‘Protester Edition’ truck

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  • Don't think it works like that for elected officials but it should. Fucking garbage human here.

  • Me looking at your posts like

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  • Please don't

  • me when theres soup

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  • Guaranteed to break down even the toughest oils

  • Karl

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  • Thought they were just MP's back then

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  • You should check out the Liza and Louise songs by NOFX lol

  • I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount

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  • Fucking solid reference

  • I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount

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  • I think they're called elfbars or something?

  • I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount

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  • Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.

  • I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount

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  • Def seems to be a crossover between the two.

  • I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount

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  • And they prolly didn't measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.

  • Anyone here have any idea what's fashionable atm? Language, clothing, behaviours?

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  • No worries. Also Jordan's are in. Roblox is life. Baddie = awesome girl/boy, slay = cool/awesome, Arizona ice tea is very cool.

    *To 10 year olds. I am not a baddie who slays, I am an old person (42) who is dying soon apparently

  • Anyone here have any idea what's fashionable atm? Language, clothing, behaviours?

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  • Depends. My daughter is pissed because I won't let her have tiktok or Snapchat so those are at least cool with the 10 year old crowd whose parents are too clueless to know better I'm guessing?

    I only know what's cool too 10 year olds based on things my daughter wants or has.

  • What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less?

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  • I'm going to allow this