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I'm the king. Of jalopies.

  • No no you don't understand... The PRESIDENT broke a law... This is like yuge. America won't stand for this.

    Jkjk this is just Thursday, tune in tomorrow night for night TGIF! If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

  • My cat recently got skunked in her dumb face. I promise a fresh skunk is way fucking worse than one not fresh.

  • Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?

  • You can get bidets here!

  • Don't give a fuck off they do or don't honestly. This shit has got to happen now or it'll never stop. I'll be damned if I let my daughter grow up in tyranny.

  • If they love them so much why don't they just marry them

  • I'm in California but I'm near Tahoe about 7 hours from the action. But this thing is getting bigger and I'm fuckin ready to go believe me. I even taught my daughter today how to spot the ice trucks and what to do if she does. I can't do much in my current position but I will absolutely throw down as soon as I get the chance. I take business trips to La every month and my next one is in 2 weeks. I'll be using company funds to do whatever I can while there. Fuck the meetings.

  • It's all good in my book. Has been for a bit. But I'm just some dude hoping this govt gets what it deserves.

  • 2.6 and I'll throw in my cat* for free

    *Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left

  • People with money are better. Obv

  • Wife and I are letting ours go for only $3m

    OBO

    Capitalism!

  • Plus the air is filthy unless the Santa Anna winds are coming through. I'm only there a few days a month but I always get a headache after a day or two. Definitely a cool city though, no doubt. But it's horribly laid out (mountains do that of course) and way too many cars.

  • I'll drop it off for anyone if needed.

    I'm very trustworthy.

    Very.

    I promise.

  • *French SpongeBob voice

    "2 hours later"

  • What the fuck even is this? That site explains nothing at all. It's it's a debit card? A collector card? A get out of immigration jail card? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this dude??

    I hate my country so much.

  • Bugs

    Jump
  • I'm doing my part!

  • I need that emoji on my phone keyboard that's super cute

  • Well I need the goddamn bread. I'm getting hungry here.

  • Holy shit this is immensely helpful for me right now, thank you so much. I actually have a meeting with the CEO this Friday about this while thing. I will be bringing this up. Thank you again, so much.