I have no idea what Tesseract is

This is not funny, it’s PEAK.

Thanks, I’ve been unironically looking for something like this

Cyber attack = backend devs nuking their production server with vibe coding tools

Ok fair point. I mainly code in C for making GBA games and random projects, so I haven’t done much multithreaded work

I unironically want the Autism t-shirt

What part of Rust is fun?

C is fun to me because the syntax is easy to understand and straight to the point. C is also great for learning low level coding, I find Rust so confusing

That one person that asked if is there a seahorse emoji

Am I safe if I don’t update Google Play Services?

When you make big structural changes to the code but it compiles somehow:

My brother had internet access over 3G but he wouldn’t let me use it, but sometimes he gave me some new games to play. That’s how I got to play Minecraft and that’s how I learned programming with Game Maker. But yes, I also had a Wii and a DSi but I had just a handful of games, so I played Pokémon White all day and almost finished it three times

Most of my childhood was in the early 2010s but for me it was like I was living in the 90s because I was always at my grandparent’s. They had all sorts of retro tech I played with as a kid. I burned CDs, I listened to cassettes and I had no internet, ever. My first exposure to a PC was with a mid 80s PC clone running Windows 1.0. So it’s probably something like this

Does Rain World qualify?

Lol, interesting situation over there. My 4G connection is literally 4 times the speed of my wifi (or even 7 times in upload). Reception is great, 4G isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Windows 10 extended security updates

“Thank me later”

2026: Holding nothing because we don’t own our tech anymore

Twitter

I joined when everyone was competing about holding their poop in as much as possible

Yeah I hate it.

It doesn’t have to be like this, I can literally fire up my iPhone 5C with iOS 10 (10 years out of date btw) and still connect to the App Store, Apple Music, use iCloud and see the online leaderboards in games that use Game Center.

Oh, unrelated fun fact: apparently Rovio left the servers open for Angry Birds Epic. 13 years later you can still play even if it is unlisted everywhere

The haircut?