God when can we stop pretending to give a shit about how people eat?
I’m sure if we keep pretending to care about people putting pineapple on pizza just one more time it will finally be funny, right?
The best one is people getting upset over putting ketchup on a hotdog. It’s a fucking hotdog, it’s completely insane to act like a snob over the condiments people put onto mystery meat.
Man don’t even talk to me about the stupidity of the anti-ketchup cult, as if ketchup isn’t a brilliant condiment crafted through human iteration that literally traces over a thousand years to roots in ancient Roman garum and BCE Chinese fermented fish sauces! But yeah sure dude who has read 4 books in his life, tell me about how ketchup is “basic.”
Pop culture opinions are so fucking stupid.
You seem like fun.
They do actually seem like someone who prefers people be less judgmental and would be likely fun to hang with
Yeah, if you want to hang out with people who turn every instance of non-serious, light teasing into the something it obviously isn’t… but I wouldn’t. Those people are annoying as fuck and looking for any possible excuse to self-righteous douchebags.
Lemmy thinks the OP actually called HR on this dude
Almost certain the post is meant as a joke.
Punching down is generally not a good way to go about comedy.
This isn’t punching down it’s just razzing someone’s questionable food choice.
Do you have any idea what “punching down” means, whatsoever?
Jesus fucking christ, you relentless blowhards turn everything into something it’s not. It’s a lighthearted joke about food preferences, who fuckin cares, you goddamn drama queens.
Yeah let me be clear because that dude was wrong, I am not remotely offended by this dumb meme. I think it’s fucking lame and pointless, but that’s it. I’m calling people who upvote this shit idiotic sheep with awful taste, but I’m definitely not clutching any pearls.
I mean… Maybe we shouldn’t jump to conclusions here? I’d give it a go lol
Also, it looks like Philadelphia roll, so might actually go well together.
I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that they don’t already have it, given all the American junk food franchises over there.
Apparently the Japanese have discovered American food and have lost their goddamn minds. Those poor bastards.
There was a popular video not too long ago about British kids tasting American biscuits for the first time. I’m imagining something similar is happening to our Japanese friends.
Well it kinda makes sense because novelty usually tastes good, or at least “interesting”.
They have our franchises but they aren’t that popular for the most part. The American section of the grocery stores I’ve been to over there is like 1 shelf that’s half full of candy and potato chips. And that section only exists in the larger stores.
We can buy ranch in the UK but its a very new thing. And very american, bit fatty for me tbh.
Ranch dressing is basically sour cream and European culture is already high in sour cream, so
It’s pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.
prepackaged American sushi. the ranch is not just an option, it’s a requirement.
That appears to be an Alaska roll. It already has cream cheese but still probably dry on account of the source. Soy sauce would be fine.
Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.
I live in Japan and don’t like ranch dressing. I still don’t have a problem with this, really. I think it would overpower the tastes of the ingredients since ranch has garlic, herbs, etc., but that’s their choice.
“sushi”
?! They came up with the Genova convention for this to never happen again iirc
It’s the Vagina Convention.
well that’s all the way over in Swotzarland
I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce
You put the ginger on the sushi when you eat it?
Is this a thing people do? I was under the impression that it was meant to be a pallette cleanser
Yes I do. It is and it is.
It is, but taste of it combined with the flavors of the Sushi with the kick of the cocktails sauce followed by the citrus tickles from the lemon juice. So good.
Americans are such degenerates it’s actually crazy
No A1?
In The UK: “No HP?”
I don’t know of anyone who has attempted to eat sushi with brown sauce, but I feel like the flavour profile could work, now that you mention it.
Brown Sauce
Why would you call it this?
I literally could not think of a less appealing name if I tried.
Brown Sauce. From the same people that brought you Spotted Dick.
He’s just using it, not marketing it.
Because that’s what is it’s been called for generations. How the hell do you not know this before commenting? Are you one of those piece of shit Americans who thinks everything needs to be done the way you expect it?
French those bad boys in Worcestershire sauce and I’m in!
You should try it with ketchup.
French dressing with ranch, or Franch.
I think better off dead doesn’t get nearly enough recognition. Peak 80s. Animation, booger, insane americana interpretations of what exchange students should experience, it’s so fucking good.
edit: it even had a post credits scene.
You knew that space shuttle was going to work when he had those trashy women in his room.
yeah lane’s brother was a lil pimp
“That’s them, officer, right over there”
No officer would arrest me once they’ve tasted the greatness that is sushi with melted cheese and ketchup.
I mean it’s Kroger Sushi who cares…
Someone tell me what doesn’t taste good with ranch. Go on. I’ll wait.
Not that things don’t taste good with ranch, some things just taste better with something else.
Assuming it’s gross with chocolate cake but I haven’t tried. Might be alright with carrot cake though I guess
There are plenty of things I haven’t tried… peanut butter?
Who is this bitch? To shame somebody for eating food the way they want to.
