FreshLight

Yeos! o7

The title lied to me!

It’s only “Pissing all by yourself, hands?”

My research showed that even 1µg of banana is enough to make the whole damn smoothie taste like nothing but banana so I leave them out of my smoothies.

That’s Rad!

Bio-Rad

Just for clarification, so less people use it wrong:

a² + b² = c² (a*a + b*b = c*c) is the Pythagorean Theorem.

a2 + b2 = c2 would be a+a + b+b = c+c.

Wdym? It’s the first video on the site.

Here’s an alt link if you’re not able to view the video from the original source

That’s an ad.

Also FutureMan

Well… You do everything to prevent a three-year-old from holding a gun but when it still gets the gun you get very friendly.

Assuming the statements are correct, maybe it’s because people feel less safe. Fewer people go outside which results in fewer crimes being committed.

I like Mandy

It seems like you missed the watermark in the picture. It’s from SweetFellas

I’ve heard a lot of arguments in favour of starting at 1 and as a “start at 0” person, I’m starting to question my beliefs and am as confused as I was at 3 am when I saw my cat piss from inside her litter box onto the parquet flooring and then slip on it.

Finally!

We have so many poisonous products labeled as safe shipped over from China. Kids play with these…

Why not both?

Oh fuck. I’ll use this from now on. Except for if I won’t use it next week. Then I’ll forget about it because my memory is a damn sieve.

Also I don’t have sand in my eyes atm. I love it when there’s no sand in my eyes.

I always read “read” as “read” but now everything’s different.

No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there’s no chance you willingly take someone’s name and then go on and complain about your actions.

Fake.

Can I create shortcuts to files and use a custom picture as an icon on the home screen?