A xenonaut sits in a bar with a glass of whiskey in one hand and a cigar in another.
A xenobiologist walks in and sits next to them.
"What was it today? Caustic gas? Acidic rain?"
"A fern."
The xenobiologist raises an eyebrow surprised by the despair in their tone.
"What's so bad about a fern?" She asked. "That's amazing evidence of convergent evolution!"
"Not just any fern. The same fern. Alpha, gamma, delta, epsilon quadrant, all of them have the same genetic blueprint." He continued putting his cigar out in his drink.
"That's.. amazing! Exciting news even! I mean, celebrate, live a little! You've found that the tree of life has roots!" She tried to cheer him up.
"The common... domesticated fern, from here." He says, getting up and departing, gesturing to the ferns growing on the campus green.
"And with that latest payment of two million caps, you're officially the highest rated Scientologist, you're now Level 15, which is an even higher rank than I am!
You're positively, and completely clear!"
"Okay and now what?"
"Well, I thought you would know, most clear one"
(I console cheated the money in, but realistically, you ought to figure out it's a scam by the 100 caps mark)
(Quick loading and blasting them all is completely valid IMO)
Tarkovsky films are incredible but are a "watch once in your lifetime" sort of deal.
I asked my grandmother if she had seen STALKER and she said yes, when it came out in theaters, like 40 years ago (in the USSR), and I asked if she was interested in re-watching it with her grandkids
She said: "No. It's a very difficult film. A very difficult film. You watch it only once because you don't get the same feeling a second time"
AFAIK:
ASUS ROG OLED: 4K, 240 Hz, 32" or something
There's twisted OLED (known as OLED 2) coming out later this year which is even better, and some panels going 480-560 Hz.