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@ Kolanaki @pawb.social

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Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who's not so little. 🇧​🇱​🇺​🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶

If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.

  • DEYTOOHISJERB!

  • Why? Is someone in the kitchen stealing my dirty rice with sausage?

  • I could if I had any body paint in these colors. 🤷‍♂️

  • That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?

  • Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.

  • Unbaptized babies go to limbo.

    Unvaccinated ones go straight to hell.

  • Did it even stab him? Like, would you consider the outline of a cartoon character to be part of that character? 🤔

  • That's blood. But I had the same thought at first.

  • lol

    My sister has some blank utensil things (wood blocks meant to be made into spoons and forks). Imma send her this and tell her to make it 🤣

  • Regular cake? A fork.

    Ice cream cake? Spoon.

  • Yeah...? He's following the playbook that Putin gave him and told him to follow.

  • Thank god it requires enabling something my BIOS has disabled by default and I don't need it for anything, otherwise my install of 10 would have already been turned into 11 on its own.

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  • Why wouldn't it work for a BLT? If your bacon, lettuce and tomato are merging into a single homogeneous blend on their own they probably aren't safe to eat.

  • That's why Shrek is so sexy.

  • Ok. Ya got me there. There are grapes.

  • Where is any sugary food in this? How did you miss the meat?

  • Just wear the headphones the same way you would if you were upright. 🤨

    Or close your eyes. They are still in front of you. But what is in front of you is the ceiling.

  • Environmental storytelling is like all the teddy bears you find in little poses and scenes in FO4. Audio logs are just normal storytelling.

  • ITCHY... TASTY...

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Talk about hat hair...

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    This is sum BULLSHIT!

  • Soulslike - Discussion, News, Memes @lemmy.zip

    Doing ZERO damage in the Halflight fight...

  • Soulslike - Discussion, News, Memes @lemmy.zip

    Thaaaaat's why I haven't done much PvP in DS2 specifically...

  • The Eternal Playlist @crazypeople.online

    Edenbridge - Arcana

  • Soulslike - Discussion, News, Memes @lemmy.zip

    Any good proto-Soulslikes? Games that typify the genre that came before Dark Souls?

  • Soulslike - Discussion, News, Memes @lemmy.zip

    This game is ASSSSS

  • Soulslike - Discussion, News, Memes @lemmy.zip

    Yo, which illusory walls are opened by rolling and which only by attacking?

  • Soulslike - Discussion, News, Memes @lemmy.zip

    Is there a real life equivalent of a poison swamp?

  • Soulslike - Discussion, News, Memes @lemmy.zip

    Some of my phantoms may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I'll just stay senile, thanks.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    If Microsoft ended Windows 10 support, why is it still getting updates like every other day?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What taxes are on a can of NOS in California?

  • The Eternal Playlist @crazypeople.online

    Wolf Like Me

  • Gaming @lemmy.world

    Games designed to be one thing, but are commonly played other than intended?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    On Jeopardy, is getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary?

  • furry_irl @pawb.social

    Lobotomy_IRL

  • aww @lemmy.world

    I wish I had a BF or GF that looked at me the way my husky looks at me when I have food.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    $19.99 Cosplay

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Bethesda's re-releases and remasters are getting outta control.