I am only like 2 hours away from a beach and I still can’t get there.

Was it HL2 or TF2 that had the load bearing .jpeg of a banana that would cause crashing if removed? 🤔

Some of the purple ones have a time limit to lick them before you die that starts once you enter the room they are kept. You’ll still die after licking them, but you would at least have licked it if you’re quick.

IMO, it’s when you replace the motherboard. It’s the real heart of the machine; without it, all your other parts ain’t doing shit. And since you can get by longer on the same motherboard while still leaving everything else to be upgraded, getting a new motherboard very often necessitates getting at least a new CPU and possibly RAM if you’re making a generational leap that requires a new socket type.

Healthbar.

“Hey, fuck you! I’m gonna kick your ass, man!”

“Mighty big talk for someone who only has 4hp.”

So the solution to my problems is a lobotomy? 🤔

I mean, when the graffiti is just a poorly scribbled “name,” it just looks as trashy as the ads. I’d much rather see some actual art being sprayed on shit. Especially if it covers up an ad.

“Three Cueing” is the new method of teaching that tells the kid to just guess what things mean, without even using contextual clues to do so.

Similarly to how one might accidentally build a jeep.

Still looking… 😮‍💨

You already are a ship of theseus that is sentient. Every cell in your body is replaced around every 7-12 years.

I don’t really think of this scenario as a morality issue. It’s just gross.

Steam has never helped in the role of publisher

The explosion of indie games because of how easily Steam allows a budding developer to publish their game says otherwise. The ease of self-publication through Steam was one of the first major benefits of the platform. Not to mention all the stuff Steamworks provides in modern times.

Well… I find it kinda funny (and I find it kinda sad) that the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

If your freedom depends on others not being free, you really just want the freedom to oppress.

PEACE THROUGH POWER!

Cha cha cha

I am upset my sister forgot our pizza stone when we moved. I want a nice crispy crust with a little char. Can’t get that with just a baking sheet 😩

I understand baseball.

It is still boring to watch.

I understand golf.

It is still boring to watch and to play.

The last one is Clarissa Explains it All. Clitoris is the orangutang from Every Which Way You Can.