The seven days of the week:

Taco Tmonday, Taco Tuesday, Taco Twednesday, Taco Thursday, Taco Tfriday, Taco Tsaturday, and Taco Tsunday.

I haven’t bled from every hole in my face since I was a teenager.

I don’t think I even came close to dying in the new dooms. They’re not as mean with the level design as some of the assholes who worked on the OG.

Not if you want less features. 🤷🏻‍♂️

He chooses life.

Why are we not burning the white house down or dismantling any ICE facilities? 😬

Boogers only come from the nose.

Tears only come from the eyes.

I wouldn’t want to have burritos at your place if you’re just rolling poop into tortillas. 🤢

If you hadn’t said they were carrots, I would have thought those were pretzel sticks.

I’m still not quite sure if the winner is predetermined or not. I know the “fighting” isn’t real, though the stunts still take skill to pull off safely and in a believable manner, and the rivalries are scripted… Not sure if the entire fight is written in advance or if it’s ad-libbed and the winner is just whoever happens to be winning when the fight needs to end for the next event.

And mostly just because I’ve seen backyard wrestling groups that can go either way with it (without even counting the ones that think it’s entirely real and just hurt each other the whole time). Some are entirely scripted, others just ad-lib the fight and the winner is still unknown until it’s called.

The more I learn about flatpaks, the more I wonder what the fuck happened to APT GET that it was necessary to have everything in one package. Apt would grab dependencies, too, if they were necessary the last time I was heavily using Linux. Is that no longer the case?

Why don’t y’all just philosophize for money? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I want this on a shirt

Too late, your eyes are already melting away from your body. 😔

dies twice in the same encounter

Game: “Would you prefer to switch to Ultra Easy, So Easy a Baby Can Win mode? You also must wear a goofy hat if you do.”

Because then they wouldn’t be able to deport actual US citizens who aren’t the right color. I mean, if they actually respected the rule of law and weren’t already breaking dozens of them.

Multiphasic drones capable of passing through solid material are next!

Element has both voice and video chat. It needs to be enabled first in the settings.

*Must be redeemed on alcohol or drugs that makes you horny.

“I feel happy! Happy! Hap-” thud

“Thanks for that.”