Owning a house is impossible so congrats on getting a wife and sucking off a dragon.

The get married achievement reminds me of goatse.

It’s clearly 11cm not 10 when looking at where they drew the lines to the ruler.

Still only an ensign because he didn’t sufficiently soap up his titties.

Drink their lava lamp.

No matter the outcome, your future looks shitty?

I actually agree with this. I have never had a blowjob that felt better than just vaginal or anal sex.

But, then again, I can’t blow myself. Maybe everyone who has given me one sucks at sucking. 🤷‍♂️

It used to be synonymous with “idiot.” I much prefer the modern usage. I’m a bit of a goober myself. 🤪

They still get called these things, but none of them are truly descriptive of the specific kind of dweeb, dillhole, goober, bozo, etc an incel is.

I mean, those words also describe most right-wingers.

Most alcoholic beverages.

The only one that is both awful, people acknowledge it is awful, but they still drink it a lot is malort. Fucking love that the best endorsement of malort is “this is the worst tasting thing in the world. Try it.”

I don’t recommend drinking NOS Energy Drink.

They already have kinda limited supplies; I don’t need more people drinking it and making the stores sell out so I can’t get any. It not only tastes way better than other energy drinks, it actually wakes my ass up.

All but the cheapest fans these days are buyitforlife material. The only thing really gonna fuck up a modern fan is epic amounts of dust binding up the ball bearings. And many fans these days use a newer magnetic type system where there isn’t even any physical contact being made to wear anything down.

Noctua coolers are already pretty expensive and not the pinnacle of cooling tech any more. If they went up in price, I think people would just go with a different brand. Like Thermalright, which “borrows” from Noctua’s designs but are a fraction of the cost. You can even get them in that ugly brown and off white color scheme.

Getting Doom to run on just 3 coolers would be pretty awesome, tho.

How are they even able to understand it? /s

They’ve always existed, they just have been given a label in recent times. Can’t say what they were like that long ago since there was no internet and I wasn’t alive until '85. I’m guessing they were just seemingly regular miserable bastards instead of the loud obnoxious ones you see online, since they had no platform to be loud about their bullshit. Or they were straight up rapists.

They think it means more employment opportunities.

It actually means a clone army of Steve Jobses. Nobody will see it coming. Except Bill, I guess.

It sounds like you’re confusing and conflating judgement day/the rapture with armageddon because that is a wild misinterpretation of what the bible actually describes.

The only thing about Jesus having an army is Armageddon, which is a place where Jesus would have a final confrontation with Satan and the forces of Hell.

Judgment day will see everyone, both living and dead, to be judged whether or not they enter Heaven. Armageddon happens after that.

Because you’ll only get the time to spend with them; not the means to feed and house them or yourself.

Just spread a rumor that they put chemicals in the water that change color if you pee in it.

“They only have one album.”

“And I love it!”