I like tails and muzzles and red heads because of this hottie:

It’s not exactly a modern thing tho.

The Venus of Willendorf is an 11.1-centimetre-tall (4.4 in) Venus figurine estimated to have been made c. 30,000 years ago.
And me who grew up on anorexic models of the late 80s early 90s likes skinny thighs, thigh gap, a cute perky butt, and small to moderate breasts.
I like thighs because I can suffocate in them and the thrill of almost dying by the sea of thighs surrounding lake snu-snu is simply why God made the universe.
Man why do i like curvy hips, legs, high heels and red curly hair so much?


Grew up with her, yet I have an aversion to high heels.
Long ago in a distant land men created a likeness of their goddess in clay. Their cities and culture were destroyed, but the clay figurines remained.


damn you hypnotic buttocks
Lost deity was thiccccccc
Cucuteni-Trypillian society is believed to have been matriarchal/matrifocal based on available evidence! The artists may well have been women celebrating themselves
With an ass like that I’d be celebrating myself too!
True! I was trying to use it in a general sense, like all mankind, while also implying that we’ve always been horny and chasing after thick thick thighs.
The year is 3000. Sometime in the 2800s, a movement to refer to males as “human”, and thus leave “man” to specifically refer to all mankind, began. Millenia of confusion and infighting swept away, with the last of the etymologists and morphologists pointing out the root meaning of “wo-“ giving it all up in the ‘980s. The world is at peace…
Is this from Zardoz?
I will have to look up what that is. I just wrote some random bullshit off the top of my head.
Lucky you, enjoy.
The wiki article has this wonderful critique excerpt :
(…) also remarked that Connery “acts like a man who agreed to do something before he grasped what it was”.
I like how 2 shots are from Lilo and Stitch. Like my dude did you forget Atlantis?
Mmph, who could forget? 🫦
Pfft, how could someone do that? It’s right next to the pacific
And Megara from Hercules.
lawdhammercy
“Why do you like anthropomorphic animal-human characters so much?”
wellll it all started in 1973…
Ah, an individual of culture, I see.


I wonder how much of the furry spawning this movie did has to do with the fact it’s also just an unironically good movie. I was immune to it’s corrupting influence though, I was too busy trying to figure out if the different animals represented different ethnicities or if they were set for a doomed world due to the fact they couldn’t interbreed. I was a weird 4 year old.
Fun fact: this movie was initially going to be told in a Western setting. That’s why the cast has so many cowboy actors.
I had such confusing feelings about both Robin Hood and Maid Marian… then I learned what “furry” meant a decade later when the internet was a thing regular people could be on! Then I learned people can be bi! That all cleared up a lotttt of confusion hahaha
Robin Hood and Maid Marian
And how about Bugs in drag…?

Bro, I am Bugs in Drag
Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
Wayne Campbell: No. [cracks up laughing]
Wayne Campbell: No.
Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking
For some reason, Bugs never gave me any weird feelings! I had a lot of dreams about Tails when I was little though, and I wasn’t even a big Sonic fan. I just wanted to hold his hand and like, go on adventures?
My girlfriend has these thighs. I refuse to let her feel self-conscious about them. I’m “gifted” above and she’s “gifted” below and together we’ve achieved a perfect balance. 👭
Nice.
As a girl with a great ass, I really appreciate the number busty women who are super into butts


Misread this as Cartman Hips.
These hips don’t lie!

You other brothers can’t deny!
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Don’t look at me like that
















