https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/22306-cognitive-test
A cognitive test checks for problems with your mental functioning (cognition). The test involves answering basic questions and performing simple tasks. You don’t need to study before taking this test.
The test results come as a score that’s either normal or below normal. A normal score may mean you’re your brain is functioning as expected. But in some cases, you may still have symptoms of an underlying cognitive impairment with a normal score. Additional testing may be necessary. A below-normal score means that your provider suspects cognitive impairment.
I literally took the same test at a hospital a couple weeks ago after faceplanting on my skateboard trying to do a 180 ollie and also got a perfect score (not concussed)
many people are saying I’m the best to ever do it
It’s the physical strenght test for police.
Everything goes in the square hole
Repeat a list of words after 5 minutes??? I’d fail that so hard.
Lmao why do you have to keep taking them bro that’s bad
I actually have the least brain damage that it’s possible to have. People don’t believe it! But I say just look at the results. No you can’t see the results, what a nasty question
He’s been made to take it so often he can now ace it.
How to perform the duties of president of the United States of America:
- Try to draw a clock
- Never shut the fuck up about it
There is no way this guy would be able to subtract from 100 in intervals of seven. (MOCA dementia test)
You just know that to get him to take these, they had to get his handlers to persuade him that they were high-difficulty intelligence tests.
Do we actually know what test it was? I mean obviously they’re all similarly easy because of their purpose but it would be hilarious if we knew for sure that what he is calling a “high difficulty cognitive test” involves being able to identify a rhinoceros, draw a clock, and remember a list of five words for a five minutes.
It’s the exam your phone gives you where you have to enter 4 digits or place your thumb on a finger print reader on the screen to unlock the phone to Truth something on TruthSocial.
Donald J Trump gets into his phone on the first try 30% of the time. Sleepy Joe Biden can’t compete, I bet Sleepy Joe Biden can’t even remember 1234 the first time almost 1/3 of the time.
I want to see the clocks.
RELEASE the CLOCKS!
I literally took the same test at a hospital a couple weeks ago after faceplanting on my skateboard trying to do a 180 ollie and also got a perfect score (not concussed)
So, when are you running?
Despite not being concussed, in an abundance of caution I decide to ease in any physical activities and take things easy.
did you interpret running as a fast jog? I believe the comment was asking when you would be running for president
That’s the joke friend : )
In that case… It’s funny. Carry on
Idiot still thinks it’s a flex to pass a test that, unless you have dementia or whatever, anyone can pass. What a dipshit. Though I’m still not convinced he’s not a demented fuckface.
Hey, he’s proud of his perfect 30 IQ
Top 99.999% genius
The doctor, handsome doctor, out of central casting, can I say that? “Handsome” is that ‘woke’? I don’t know, anyway the doctor he holds up a picture, beautiful picture, like no one has ever seen, “Mr. President, what animal is this?” and folks, folks, wouldn’t you know, I answered very loudly and fast too, “TIGER!” Amazing, I aced it, I knew the animal like that, boom bam, no one is like me.
[RON HOWARD NARRATOR VOICE] It was a picture of a lion.
lionowlI was referencing this from another comment, lol
EXTREME INTELLIGENCE
at a hospital a couple weeks ago after faceplanting on my skateboard
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