They investigated me for months — FOUND NOTHING!!! So 15 year old charges resulted. It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!! NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!
No one ever talks about the literacy crisis among billionaires
oh! uh, how about this?
sorry i’m not good at this
I did everything right and they indicted me
If he hopped in a volcano I might feel slightly bad for him.
Spend 80 years organizing your geography around the car
Spend 70 years justifying capitalism as superior because of affordable and abundant consumer goods
Spend 30 years organizing your economy around importing those consumer goods specifically from China.
Fuck no, you obviously can’t buy a cheaper and better EV from China!
There’s a long history of bees used in warfare
Oh yeah be careful tho, that shit will take over your whole life
Any idea why they used fewer sm-6? It looks like it’s a general purpose interceptor, so wouldn’t that mean more usage?
Well, so far my tooth hasn’t stopped hurting, but I’m gonna keep trying
Capital knows what it’s doing in the same way that a slime-mold can navigate a maze
Kinda both at this point
Yeah I’m optimistic about the tech possibilities, assuming that we somehow become capable of long-term planning on a planetary scale
If I had a nickel for each time Israel fooled a dementia-addled president with AI slopaganda …
Ha! My org is far too obscure to appear on any list! Gonna beat the feds with the rumpelstiltskin loophole!
Looks like a bug w ovipositor
Yeah, good. Ok.
Yeah I’m really into agemaxxing now, it’s this thing where I try not to die in my 20s
Where would they go for that? Diego Garcia? So round trip + reloading time would be a bit under a week maybe? Just guessing here
I am the liquor