go reopen the strait yourself
okayits a few grains cheaper to just negotiate with Iran than the heap of treasure if you hurl your navy at it, shockingly
Bro did a U-turn in foreign policy after realizing the US ain’t winning this war.
iran is going to successfully goad trump into destroying nato. we might be witnessing the death of the petrodollar.
The latter will likely happen first. I suspect that NATO is going to hobble along at least nominally. What’s most likely is that the US will throw a tantrum and pull troops and weapons out of Europe without formally exiting.
God, I hope
Welcome to the #AxisOfResistance Macron
If you asked me if I would ever say “critical support to Macron” a few months ago, I would have thought you were messing with me. But here we are.
JDPON CRON?
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Freedom fries are back?!!?
Trump’s going to threaten to destroy Notre Dame or something isn’t he
maybe he’ll do an op to abduct Micron
It wouldn’t be the first time. When the cathedral was on fire a few years ago Trump put out that the firefighters should use those forest fire water tanker planes which would have collapsed the whole structure.
And then accidentally drone strike the US college.
would be a really fun consequence of LLM-based targeting
Proud of Iran for making that dick change his position. For a reminder this is what he was telling Trump 3 months ago:
Does anyone recognize what app interface is in the screenshot?
Signal in Light Mode I believe
Don’t think so. It has “@realDonaldTrump” under the name. I don’t think there’s any case where Signal would show that second line. And I don’t think it uses the leading
for any kind of username/nickname, unlike Shitter and the like (in Signal it’s only used for mentions in message bodies).Oh you mean his tweet? Truth Social
Oh. I see now. They were asking about the screenshot within the screenshot. LOL.
So how many french colonial investments in Lebanon are getting rocked rn by America?
Lol, guess we’re at war with France in WWIII.
Wow, it’s that easy?
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Pedo: Go get your own oil!
Macron: Oui…
Pedo: France has fucked the US for the last time! Freedom tarrifs!
“I call up France, Macron - whose wife treats him extremely badly. Still recovering from the right to the jaw,” Trump joked, referring to the viral footage of the French First Lady caught slapping her husband.
“And I said, 'Emmanuel, we’d love to have some help in the Gulf even though we’re setting records on knocking out bad people and knocking out ballistic missiles. We’d love to have some help. If you could, could you please send ships immediately!”
Trump then mimicked a French accent as he recalled Macron’s answer, saying: ‘’'No no no, we cannot do that, Donald. We can do that after the war is won!"
Trump said this on wednesday lmao
It’s shit like this that makes it hard to tell what’s fake news anymore lol
I had to look it up to be sure because it’s so on the nose
