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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • A cannibal party with waiters that serve Corps D'oeuvre.

  • It keeps happening.

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  • Have we figured out if you become a pedophile after being rich because being rich makes you lose your humanity and compassion, or if pedophiles becomes rich, because if you're a pedophile, you're the kind of person who could become rich?

    Granted, not all pedophiles are rich, but this is one hell of a correlation.

  • AIs can’t stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations

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  • We're going to vibe code our way into nuclear apocalypse...

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    bafta deez nuts

  • Turns out people get offended when you respond to their propaganda with "So we've been told."

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  • It's also a valid response to literally any comment possible.

  • Not all heroes wear capes

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  • Does that kid have a Gofundme? If chuds who say racist shit get one, he deserves one. Let's get him a full ride through college!

  • Armed man shot and killed trying to enter Mar-a-lago

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  • He loved the President, like, the concept of the President of the United States, and thought the destruction of the East Wing went too far.

  • Man caught masturbating to Bratz dolls at a Target engages in three hour long deadly confrontation with police leading to the deaths of 6 officers

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  • Is that Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral?

  • North Korea’s Kim Jong Un pledges to lift living standards at rare congress

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  • The Legendary congress will happen any year now...

  • Facing a demographic catastrophe, Ukraine is paying for troops to freeze their sperm

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  • I guess this is what Zelensky meant when he said he wants Ukraine to be a big Israel.

  • Gork is this true?

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  • And why exactly do you think little of her because of her being in the adult industry?

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Mood.

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  • If any congressperson does that, and I am able to vote for them, I will vote for them, no questions asked.

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  • Nancy Pelosi is reportedly planning on giving Trump bunny ears as he announces the Final Solution to the Immigrant Question.

  • A man shot by an ICE agent in Minneapolis was charged with assaulting law enforcement. A startling admission ended the case | CNN

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  • Remember, the inverse of jury nullification, if you are on the jury of an ICE agent's trial, you are absolutely certain they are guilty. No matter how many holes there are in any testimony.

  • No, thanks. I will rather have the REAL PATRIOTS spy on me.

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  • Where do I get Chinese RAM imported?

  • Mewgenics devs make their budget back in 3 hours, celebrate with cat-shaped cake; The new game from The Binding of Isaac developers is already a success

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  • The dev was a Newgrounds user back at the height of its irreverence. Don't think he's a chud though.

  • Remember the $18,000 alpha boot camp? I know I'm late, but I just want to step in and remind people to apply critical thinking to reactionary cringe.

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  • I think that, if you did ask them for a spot in the course, a spot would just magically open up.

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    Black Rose Anarchist Federation - Novo General Megathread for the 6th-12th of February 2026

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  • This is not even a lathe because it's so obvious it's going to happen: Hollywood executives are going to take the wrong lessons on why Markiplier's Iron Lung was so successful. Instead of the lesson being "audiences want original movies that aren't just from the same few sources", it will be "Audiences like streamers. Put more streamers in the movie!"

    Just like how when the Spiderverse movies were successful, the conclusion wasn't "animation is the best medium for comic book movies", it's "audiences like multiverses, put multiverses in everything!"

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    Black Rose Anarchist Federation - Novo General Megathread for the 6th-12th of February 2026

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  • Skit idea: A medieval alchemist finally figures out how to do alchemy, creates gold easily, expects to change the world. Only for merchants to tell him that transmutated gold "doesn't count" as real gold.

    (This is about lab-grown diamonds.)

  • How low do you think TPUSA's halftime show viewership will be?

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  • By now, they've probably forgotten they're supposed to be mad at the halftime show.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    How low do you think TPUSA's halftime show viewership will be?

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    This but unironically.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    "Excuse me, can anyone tell me where the bathroom is?"

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    It's me.

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    How would this moment be different if it were Trump?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    If deadly force was warranted for that ICE guy, then I have bad news for anyone who has driven slightly too close to a cyclist even once...

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    New emoji?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Remember, if you're on the jury for Maduro's trial, you aren't convinced by the arguments.

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    What is Venezeula's military capabilities?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Serious question: Have the executives pushing for AI to be in everything ever actually used AI?

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Does ACAB apply to Sam & Max, Freelance Police?

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    If there were a festival made up of fictional bands or artists with real music, who would you be most eager to see?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The stupidest thing that could happen is if the Bill Clinton blowjob is the thing that Trump finally can't wriggle out of easily.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Bit idea: Start saying "You just called me a communist no matter what I'd do, so I decided I'll just be one!"

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Why isn't Vietnam demonized in US propaganda like the DPRK is?

  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Suppose Luigi Mangione somehow actually gets acquitted. What would happen next?

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    We need a worseposting comm for when badposting isn't bad enough.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    CthulhusIntern [he/him] @hexbear.net

    When the contradictions of capitalism heighten: