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MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]

@ MemesAreTheory @hexbear.net

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  • Save on costs fail to maximize their grift opportunities! I'll procure parachutes for them for the cheap price of 3-27x higher than the going market rate. The committee members who vote for my contract will receive 50% of the profits as donations to the PAC of their choosing.

  • That is a crater that does not fuck around. Even assuming personnel had been evacuated beforehand, the implied threat is so obvious. "Return at your own peril, Yankee. We know where you sleep."

  • It's basically applying patent law to houses. So fucking stupid.

    "Please Mr innovator housing provider, you can have a little monopoly rents, as a treat. All I ask is that you humbly give your beneficent creation to the commons rebrand and lobby and effectively delay almost inevitably the final sale of the house after you've extracted exorbitant value from having a state sanctioned monopoly.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Haha, what goofballs those CIA guys can be.

  • Goddamnit Mojtaba stop vague posting on Main!

  • That's so fucking funny.

  • They call themselves superior, yet I have the grenade pin and they are riddled with fragments. Curious.

  • I'd contribute to the gofundme for your legal fund

  • The phrase literally started because of him and his boosters vomiting a never ending deluge of misinformation, and one day the mother fucker just went "No U" to a journalist he didn't like, and suddenly the word lost all coherent semantic meaning up until that point.

    Anyway, fun evidence to the contrary for language being a mark of intelligence.

  • It's all at least part for the sake of stupid. Americans are not an intellectual people.

  • I hope they just absolutely obliterate one of these, Reddit Brigade style, as a treat. Just tank morale and show how feckless the entity is at protecting people. It'll kick a bee's nest every other day of the week and leave you out to be stung.

  • Fuck me I knew it must have been a scam. I just spent all of my Xi bucks on a buy one get one free deal on those very two buttons!

  • Critical support to the United States trying to land crayon eaters into a peer combat scenario with no anti-missile capacity.

  • The system automatically calculates how to kill everything if you'd let it.

    Oh boy surely sticking autonomous AI into its decision process couldn't possibly go wrong!

  • Hijacking comment to say that Iranian State Media has now confirmed it.

  • Iranian State Media now confirming it. Maybe some humility along with reasonable doubt in the future.

  • They forgot Bahrain. Rude tbh.

  • Sperm bank?

  • Part of why Israel is where it is today is because Truman thought the US was too anti-Semitic to permit Jews to settle Alaska as a defacto "Jewish" US State.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Found this channel recently. What a comrade. Highly recommended for some good direct action defense methods.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Breaking: Hotgirls support the federal government. Big if true.

    m.facebook.com /reel/1632024717940649/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    This is my favorite tagline by far.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    True fact: Owls are mainly ridiculous. This is a main post brought to you by bad posting in Chapotraphouse

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Somebody call the Volcel police, we've got a code red terror cell

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Just saw some twitter 'health' influencer convince her Dad to start ivermectin instead of Chemo for pancreatic cancer.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Real person I encountered at the airport: Private Nutt

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    The Lib inside of me thinks it's a little funny that the hogs squealed about mask mandates but are now refusing to take them off as they round up immigrants for concentration camps

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Matched with a fuckin Prosecutor on a dating app

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Certified Bad Place™ Moment

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Yeonmi Park out here telling the truth for a change

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Bad news everyone: the bees are Hoxhists 🐝

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Charlie Kirk defenders be like

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Our Big Wet President Looking a Little Sad After Charlie Merc'd

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I decided to engage in self-harm and debate some boomers on Facebook

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    You ever wonder what happened to the dipshits trying to snipe our web address?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Yeah, I read theory

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Dec 4th ride out, spread the word.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Big Wet American Psycho