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Eat beans
I put my arms out like I am receiving their energy and look them in the eyes with a crazed smile.
Clap and make unwavering eye contact.
Look pissed off
Panic.
Stare at the candles until they burn a hole in your retina
Please sir, tell me why
My life’s so pitiful, but the future’s so bright?
Well I’d look ahead, but it burns my retinas…
Wave your hands towards your face with closed eyes and your head high.
Join in the singing but replace the word “you” with the word “me”.
This is the actual correct answer, no?
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave
Sigh loudly, roll eyes, scowl judgementally,
…just like Mom.
Grin and bear it
I usually just screech loudly until it’s over or the restaurant staff come over to intervene
This is the greatest comment section ever
Class warfare
Hand out cigars
