Spoiler: we know they’re cowards, even without this … toot? Is this Mastodon? Is that the right terminology?

Me jumping on dock posts praying that Altair doesn’t decide to do a sudden 90 degree turn into death water:

What about this: Sharpie… on the masking tape.

Your face right now:

On top of that, the last 3 I’d say were never really PC specific to begin with.

One must imagine OOP happy

Good answer, good answer

Why should this be known?

Some random news editor: Why is Pete sending this to me?

Or just move “Don’t call me” up and “No you don’t” left, and you can have straight lines to those

New trade offer:

I receive: 10k gold, unencumbered status

You receive: 2k cheese wheels, encumbered status, strained marriage

This is how I felt binging all the Jurassic Park/World movies. Stop trying to make dino parks and soldiers happen, they’re not gonna happen.

Black holes don’t just roam around looking for planets to snack on.

Don’t tempt a black hole into coming down here

I thought about that, but I felt it more apt that we’re playing a different game entirely. I also thought about saying we’re just the board that the real pieces are marching on top of in their power struggles.

But Odysseus and Stanislaus are human names?

“Why yes I do happen to also be the author of the textbook for this course, why do you ask?”

So, did they actually get ports to non-PC consoles, or did console-form-factor PCs just become more prevalent?

Why? Isn’t it pretty much random and unfair by design? Do people really get hours of fun out of losing races due to catch-up mechanics?

skill issue tbh

Modern chess would just be two types of pieces, pawns and oligarchs, winner gets all the marbles from Hungry Hungry Hippos except for 1 that we, the hippos, are allowed to fight amongst ourselves to keep

Good, I didn’t wanna learn calculus anyway