There wasn’t really any of that out in the prairie.

They’re the oldest type of solar. Converting sunlight into corn.

When was the last time the world wasn’t burning? Because I don’t remember.

Oh no. They know the publicly available name of a ship that literally everyone already knows is going there. The slueth that pulled that one out surely deserves a raise.

So what exactly should be the punishment for doing nothing illegal while all your competitors sabotage themselves?

I’m not sure how important Steam is.

Sure, we all like video games, but I don’t think people are going to die if they start overcharging for them and we have to go outside to buy them in a store again.

I think the point is they’re not trying to be a monopoly. It just ended up that way naturally because all their competitors killed themselves.

I mean, he wouldn’t be doing it because he personally wants to. It would be one of his masters dictating it to him.

These are the all of the specifics in the post: Iran and at least 10 months.

Spies rejoicing in the streets over this enormous haul of data.

Not too hard to get VP couchfucker’s full cooperation.

Trump would actually be super easy for AI, barely an inconvenience. All the glitchy mistakes and hallucinations have been staples of the real Trump from long before computers were in common use.

Also, the actual shooter did nothing wrong. Should be considered mass defense of others.

What? Troops are going to Iran? There’s no possible way anyone in the world could have known that if it weren’t for this post!

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The Dyson dryers certainly don’t get wiped. I’ve never seen one that wasn’t caked in some sort of gunk.

Before we go too hard into the “um, actually” responses, this was pretty obviously a reaction to Hegseth’s “prayer for violence.”

I’ll take any sort of help we can get against that idiot and his gang of idiots’ illegal war.

not to yuck anyone’s yum

You’re clearly trying to do this.

I’m pretty sure they meant it as a meta joke. Unobtanium has been used to describe fantsy/sci-fi fictional plot relevant material for many years before either Avatar was made.

Assuming my phone is dead from the associated EMP, I’ll start singing “I Melt With You”

This is what you’re not getting. Some people do. Just getting to the point of not feeling like they’re starving puts them over their calories out.

Eating a tapeworm also makes you lose weight, doesn’t mean it’s healthy. Not everyone can starve themselves thin in a healthy way.