Hope Rust programmers got their tetanus shots
Programming in Rust is safer than filming Rust.
Go prove nobody ever died programing in Rust.
A tetanus shot to the arm and a rusted nail through the foot, aye. Still wrestling with the borrow checker tho.
The programming language is named after the comedy troupe, not the snake.
How did they train snakes to perform a comedy routine?
A snake moves at least with a silly walk naturally.
Pretty sure snakes don’t code either? Are the Monty Python guys big coders?
I don’t think they spoke in code too often.
Now Lucifer in the Bible was a snake and spoke in a sort of riddle? Not sure if that’s anything?
We solved the case!
So, you have to get bitten by Monty Python?
A radio active one. I heard they were on the BBC.
And what are Monty Python named after?
Monty Python is technically a proper name, but they went with the snake, because they wanted a last name that “sounded slippery.”
“Monty” may or may not be a reference to Field Marshal Montgomery, from world wars 1 and 2.
they went with the snake
I knew it
A radioactive spider iirc. So a radioactive python bite would lead to what superpowers, exactly?
learning how to code in python…
…but without jank, sphaghetti code and bugsThe ability to scale and to be able to recite pi to more digits?
Scales and super slither powers.
Just for reference, Pythons don’t bite.
Yeah, they do, they’re just not venomous. Their toofs are grippy. This method also works for Golang, rust is easier because you just get a bit of a pinch
Yes they do. And they bite where it hurts.
In the feels?
A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet
Oh no! Oh no no no, that’s way worse! Way worse!!!
He definitely feels it.
Feels are stored in the balls.
(Right next to the pee)
To be honest, loving someone with all your balls is a very deep feeling, even if people don’t want to hear it.
But I don’t love pythons!
Is that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
I just happen to have an erection while we’re greeting. I’ll go take care of it in a sec. How are Susie and the kids?
that what my neighbor said about her Chihuahua named Python…
They’re not venomous, but I bet that you could convince one to bite you.
I bet you can’t.
So maybe I was bitten by sea.
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Python? Superpowers? Guido-BASIC nerfs any programmer to a monkey-go-brrrrr level.
You might be thinking of golang
monkey-go-lang is slightly different :)
