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That’s why I use en dashes instead of em dashes when writing with Helvetica; it’s too long anyway.

Getting real Looney Toons vibes here…

We’re back!!!

“Oh it’s just the price of a coffee!”

Yeah, a fricking humongous extra sprinkles double dipped thrice whippy foamy PSL at US$12.99…

Now with every single function requiring another app, extra package or add on these days, all those “just a coffee” added together amounts way too close to a mortgage…

I loved using Linux, but I prefer and use MacOS for everyday productivity. Can’t afford losing time tinkering with the OS, too much of a temptation…

Yo mama’s so fat, Moopsies can’t feed on

He will cheat with a cheaper-looking, tackier wannabe of the girlfriend/spouse.

The cheaper tackier girl had to try emulate the look of the original in order to attempt to be on the same league, which she’s never be.

Since he’s not cheating with a “better version” of yourself, it’s a bit reassuring for a woman’s ego; it’s just “sex” and he’s not gonna leave you for that slut.

The man’s still a stupid idiot for cheating though.

Listen here you little shit…

“Hey, wanna develop an app?”

Stop trying to make .webp happen. It’s not going to happen.

Québec Janeway vous salue…

Before coffee!

Why the torture!?

Prove it.

What did you call me!?!? —everyone in this sub

If Star Trek was written and produced by Pakled…

Still, too soon…

Oh phew, not those Borg…

Moving to a kinder alternate reality often helps