It’s actually 10 hours of quarter-assed energy, because it only speeds up your metabolism half as much.
The correct answer is that it gives you 3.5 hours at 70% of the energy boost.
pick a side you spineless fencesitter
It’s this one here, Jedi sir.
If anyone is looking for the real answer then the half life of caffeine is 6 hours.
The almost correct answer in half-assed energy for 6 hours
Thank you, you’re a very knowledgeable caveman ^^
So quirky! Did they pull out their sp0rks and duel???
We are so quirky, even the people in the improve show thought we were soooo random. Some people said we should be on stage because of how random and quirky our conversations are.
Oh no, it’s t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m.
Is a spork a spoon with an added fork, or is it a fork with an added spoon?
Spoon with fork properties. A fork with spoon properties would require adding material back in, whereas the former is just removing a bit of material to create the prongs.
now I really want a foon
Caffeine has a half-life in the human body of approximately 4-6 hours. So this means that the “5 hours” in 5hr Energy is just the amount of time it takes for your body to process half the caffeine away.
Therefore drinking half of a 5hr Energy would be 0 hours of the advertised level of energy. At best it would be like drinking a 5hr Energy and then immediately fast-forwarding 5 hours
So 5 hours of half-assed energy
Not even. I can’t speak for others but the effects of 5hr Energy pretty much disappear after those 5 hours are up. Half the caffeine dose isn’t enough to do much of anything, at least for me. So it’s essentially a waste. I’m sure it depends on things like BMI but to get 5hrs of half-assed energy you’d need to consume 3/4ths of a dose, which would leave you with roughly half the experience of a 5hr Energy (that is, half the difference between the caffeine in your system immediately after drinking one dose and 5hrs after drinking one)
5 hour energy drinks are not just caffeine, which is what sets them apart from other energy drinks. Vitamin B12 and shit like that.
As far as I’m aware, unless you’re already B12 deficient, the B12 in 5hr Energy doesn’t do much of anything because it already hangs around in your blood stream for a long, long time. Half life on B12 in the body is something like 6 days and excess is even stored in the liver instead of excreted.
Can’t speak to the other ingredients but I’d guess it’s all the same: either it’s already available in abundance if you’re eating a decent diet, or the half life is close to that of caffeine
Similar story here, my youngest just graduated college. And apparently my family sat in front of one of his neighbors who I met later at the a house party. And he goes “I’m pretty sure I sat behind you at the ceremony. I sat down and the first thing I heard was ‘god bless those Australians, they took one look at a whole onion and said ‘I bet you we can fry that and Americans will eat it’’”
Outback is American. ☹️
Don’t do this to me
How else can you pronounce egg?
The 'G’s are pronounced like the G in GIF
The first “g” is silent
No. The second G is silent. What’s wrong with you?
In New Zealand, it’s pronounced “ig”
You know you’re pronouncing egg wrong when you have to spell it some other way.
You mean like ‘edinbara’ or ‘middlesbra’? Or asthma where the ‘th’ might as well not even be there? Queue? Is it weird or is it wierd? Worstersher sauce? English is full of those, c’mon :p everything is pronounced wrong.
My Midwestern ex wife pronounced it “aig”
A long “a” sound. I’m a Southerner so for me it’s egg. With a eh sound.
Ohh yeah, I have heard “aig” before. I didn’t even think of that as a different pronounciation, just an accent.
I mean… That’s the same thing
With a soft ‘g’
You’re so eggy
I’m jealous of both of them individually.
The only time I took one of those during a night road trip it have me a really big boost for about an hour and then about 3 hours of half assed energy. It wasn’t fun
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Aurora Borealis? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within eastern Colorado?
