Simply don’t leave :3c

*unequips pronouns* simply do not refer to me

I’m not even vegan/vegetarian and I find it vaguely disturbing

I’ve never seen someone so pissed off and offended over not getting any bussy lmao

Bloons Tower Defense 5/6 are great for kids. They do have microtransactions but they don’t nag you to buy anything, and everything is easily obtainable just by playing. Also, nothing that you can buy is “content.”

If you’re able/willing to download ROMs and emulators, the first handful of generations of Pokemon games are great for touchscreen/mobile. My favorite was always Pokemon Emerald (GBA) but you can easily emulate all the games up to about X2/Y2 (DS) on any modern Android device. (I use “MyBoy!” for the GBA games, but PokeMMO is good for combining both the DS and GBA games into more of a mobile game experience rather than an emulator experience, if that makes sense. Everything is just easier, and probably a lot more accessible for a primary school kid.)

It’s also worth noting that girls like a lot of the same kinds of games boys like. 🤷‍♀️ Just give her as many good options as you can find and let her decide what she finds fun. Me and my sister had a blast playing CoD Zombies on our aunt’s tablet when we were kids.

Fun

Thanks, I hate it

I’m a bigger fan of him now

I’m a very big fan.

The koopa cut

I’m a very big fan.

Every tech company in the US would shove this into their TOS and basically be immune to lawsuits like this…

They already have :/

Based

you freak

My cat will press her face into my hand like that by herself if I hold my hand like that

👀

Ich spreche Deutsch nicht, warum wirdst du fragt mir das

Send it to your friends on other forms of social media!

People with the last name “Ford” in shambles

Learn to parry

You can just do coop to safely farm boss fights without the risk of dropping the runes. Or…

You can get 150+ in <1hr if you grab a great bow and make a beeline for the Varre quest. There’s a bird you can repeatedly bait into suiciding without moving more than 10 steps from the grace. Or if you turn 180⁰ there’s a whole swarm of albinaurics that give you even more runes/min if you have good AoE damage. There are plenty of extremely easy options.