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  • Charlotte's web could be made with a bunch of strings

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  • I like the one about eggs and milk.

    My wife says "Bring liters of milk, if they have eggs, bring 12" and gets upset when I bring her the 12 liters.

    I got another bad one I just made.

    A programmer of a fishing app had a rough break-up but all is well because there are plenty of fish in the C.

    Java is for kids and C# is for adults because you don't want the kids to C# edges.

     
        
print("I got a funny joke for you, just give me a couple of tries.") 
chars = string.ascii_lowercase + " " 
while true:
    l = random.randint(20, 50)
    print("".join(random.choice(chars) for _ in range(l)))
    print("Ok, the last one maybe wasn't funny but give me one more try")

  • What do programmers and dentists have in common?

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  • They drill down to the root of the problem.

  • Choose your pill

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  • He probably assumed it's an OS based on react js

  • How do you explain to your co-workers that you use Libre Office Writer and other Linux apps?

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  • Depends on how long you've been working. After some amount of time like a year or two you can drop it into a conversation when helping a person "oh, I actually use libre office so I'm not sure where MS put that, let me check" and if they want more info they'll ask. Sometimes they might be surprised that you can actually do this stuff on Linux.

  • Just two days of oatmeal cut bad cholesterol by 10%

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  • I love oats, they're the best. You get the cheapest cereal, healthy, no sugar, plenty of protein and it tastes good on top of it.

    Bland? Just add literally anything to it. Banana, strawberries, blueberries, protein powder, chocolate chips, cinnamon, honey, savoury olive oil and salt option, raisins, nuts, peanut butter, Greek yoghurt, any other yoghurt, ginger bread, other cookies, other berries. You can probably even make fucking carrots work.

    Hate cooking them? Then just don't, get fine oats and it's ready to eat as soon as you pour the milk in. Or just microwave the bowl, or wait for them to get soft on their own, boil water and pour it over.

    Oats are the goated breakfast and don't cost shit.

  • Sorry, can't do scarves.

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  • In software as long as its not rushed you can quote something, fix it in 10 minutes and deliver it the next day and people will be amazed you finished it in under a day.

  • I think i am ready to switch from windows and need advice

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  • First pick a desktop environment, currently KDE, Gnome and Cinnamon are the best.

    • Gnome: Opinionated design like apple
    • KDE: tons of options.
    • Cinnamon: A bit fewer options than KDE but still a lot.

    All of them are very robust and have a massive user base.

    Then pick a base to operate on. Fedora, Ubuntu and Mint are all good options.

    • Fedora and Ubuntu are good for newer hardware and 99% of the time just works.
    • Mint just works all the except for newer hardware.

    Nvidia GPUs are not a big issue but you have to install the proprietary driver yourself for best performance and fewest bugs.

    My pick for you is something your friend uses if you have a friend on Linux otherwise Fedora KDE or Kubuntu.

  • Oh no...

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  • It's not about knowing what stuff to touch, it's about knowing what not to touch. -Buddha Linux

  • Oh no...

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  • Or like having to login to a microslop account to use offline tools

  • TOML

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  • Iceland mentioned 🇮🇸

  • How far back in time can you understand English? This site goes back by centuries allowing you to test yourself.

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  • Exactly, Icelandic is basically old norse with a spelling skin and different vocabulary. Most people take an least one class which involves reading old norse like Hávamál. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1vam%C3%A1l?wprov=sfla1

    How similar? Here's the first stanza of Hávamál translated by me just now. All the words are common. Other places like Snorra Edda is also easily readable although Snorri used less common words so there's more vocabulary to memorise like "röðull" for sun and "gumi" for man.

    Gattir allar, aþr gangi fram, vm scoðaz scyli, vm scygnaz scyli; þviat ouist er at vita, hvar ovinir sitia a fleti fyr[b]

    Gáttir allar, áður gangi fram, um skoðast skal, um skyggnast skal: því að víst er að vita, hvar óvinir sitja á fleti fyrir.

  • How far back in time can you understand English? This site goes back by centuries allowing you to test yourself.

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  • As a person that is native Icelandic speaker, took Danish in school and speak Dutch it was really fun. I whish they kept going so it becomes more like Icelandic again.

  • What are some of your favorite songs in a language you do not speak?

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  • Fuck I just discovered Kneecap from the song "Get your Brits out" that was featured on the show Guinness. They did a collab with one of my fav drum and bass artist Sub Focus with "No comment" and it's an absolute banger.

  • What are some of your favorite songs in a language you do not speak?

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  • I speak/understand Spanish, Icelandic, Dutch, Arabic and German but I ended up listening to Estonian music for a bit and they have some bangers there.

    🇪🇪 Alüspukse by 5MIINUST

    🇪🇪 push it by nublu

    🇪🇪 kanuu by säm

    Also, fun note, for a country og 400k Iceland has 3 entries here.

  • AI makes you boring

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  • 100%, at my work we use AI for a lot of stuff but I literally just finished a task where they AI couldn't complete it with a simple prompt. The code was absolute horror show and asking it to fix it is beyond most people since it's terse and needlessly complex.

    To finish the task I had to use my experience and rewrite the shitshow by writing function signatures and have the AI do the implementation based on simple requirements such as using a set data structure etc.

    The AI just tried and failed 10 times before I gave up on it. AI absolutely sucks at a lot of stuff but it's still been a massive time saver for me personally.

  • Amazon's vibe-coding tool Kiro reportedly vibed too hard and brought down AWS

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  • Skill issues

  • switched back to KDE and don't regret

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  • Looks good, I'm going to try it out. I've almost good a complete zero mouse setup on my computer and i only use it for websites. I go as far as to use the terminal to connect to BT headphones and to play/pause music.

  • Consumerism ahhhhh moment

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  • Revanced is alive and kicking guys.

  • switched back to KDE and don't regret

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  • I'm really interested in a tiling VM such as hyperland but I really like all the features of KDE. The latest release is absolutely massive and comes with "Save current theme"

  • The Eternal Playlist @crazypeople.online
    Caveman @lemmy.world

    Untold Stories by C3B

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Arch btw

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    Direct mp4 test link

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    The economy could really use a state run video library online where it's mandatory for all movies and shows are sold for pay-per-view for media preservation and access.

  • Autism @lemmy.world
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    Werewolf/mafia games, is anyone here able to win them?

  • Autism @lemmy.world
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    Sleeping tricks

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    beavers have infiltrated

  • Linux @lemmy.ml
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    Who of you guys are on an "Unknown" OS?

    gs.statcounter.com /detect
  • Linux @lemmy.ml
    Caveman @lemmy.world

    Distro for a local "cloud gaming" no monitor desktop