Alright fight me the sketchers slip-in shoes are amazing. Tying both shoes to take out the garbage is 50 seconds of my life I’ll never get back. It’s like having a pair of semi-formal crocs.

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Don’t tell me what to do!

Pshh, easy fix. Put some jello mix in my ears and shake my head. Sleep in the freezer and boom back to solid head Susan.

Been spendin’ most their lives Livin’ in a Cats paradise

You would’ve been booed offstage. I would then make my grand entrance and drop, “Shootshi”, wowing the audience as they crown me the king of comedy.

8 year old me finding an onion ring in my fries.

It’s a pipe dream to think someone will pull a big switch and turn off AI. Blockchain stopped being relevant but it’s still being used.

Isn’t the circle of management making bad choices then acting like you fixed it?

Ah the Valve strategy of, “wait until your competitors decide to see what shotgun tastes like”.

Why does nobody think of the poor fat fetishists?

I wish I could get some heated dome

Imagine seeing people killed for playing League of Legends in North Korea.

Ohio uses Euros and nobody is brave enough to tell them to switch back.

This is the internet, double down and call them a slur.

Finally you can start your own Minecraft server.

Death to America, and butter sauce!

307 Kelvin for the cold Carls out there.

None of them are good

Works like a dream for mixing salads