That was the main argument for the Epic Games store. They told devs that they can keep the first million dollars earned and then they will only take 12%. The problem was they kept paying devs to be “Epic Exclusive” causing a lot of resentment.

I need to start stockpiling keyboards for when they finally attempt the infinite monkeys and typewriters experiment.

France? The same people that made Cuties?

How did the wine not dehydrate them?

Thousands of loads under my belt

Vatican City

Why did you include that you think the soviets are right?

A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.

Don’t worry the U.N wrote a strongly worded letter.

Watch out they’re about to level up and you look like just enough XP.

No audio file? Do you hate the blind?

I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

A mosquito would suck you off like a capri sun.

Once again Gamers are the most oppressed class.

If wasps were human size they’d stomp me in an instant.

1 Jack Black laying down/S

manul

She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

Did they tell me to look at this photograph? And every time it makes them laugh?