Every post is like fifteen 9/11s.

J.G Ballard naming his main character who finds car crashes hot Ballard.

Is biphasic when you like both sleeping and napping? I was a little biphasic-curious back in college.

Crazy how their last comment was, “About to do a stair fall I’ll brb”.

Every 60 seconds in China a minute passes.

They’ve delayed the release twice. I’m sure shareholders are nervous.

Funnily enough Ask Jeeves tried this in the 2000s. They bought domains like AskSex.com when exploring ways to stay relevant.

Typical Scrumbags

There are a lot of corners I’m going to need some more information.

Pshh, Mr. True would’ve turned this guy into a pretzel and fed him back into the machine.

Go to Bluesky. I think due to the size of the Fediverse its porn content is infinitesimally smaller than Reddits. To flab my cheeks together and speak out of my ass locally hosting explicit content on a home server is also too risky. The low content available + search complexity makes googling boobs a better option.

Kids these days never had to bare witness to the great Stovepedia Ovenpedia wars.

Hobbes finally got first billing?

These speed cameras are getting ridiculous!

Pshh, typical Big Elephant pushing their narrative.

Typical Chad move.

Playfund pays creators based on play time.

Couldn’t someone have bots play their game and generate money?

I’m sure all 23 Starfield players will appreciate the fix

Plenty of sources show troops were really digging it

Most people don’t speak English so we should switch to a more popular language like Finnish.