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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

Parry this you filthy casual

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Parry this you filthy casual

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • yesman@lemmy.world
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      Jokes on you these birds fly backward. Elon said it would be more efficient that way.

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        When you fly the fuel gets depleted, so if you fly backward the fuel gets refilled instead

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Skill issue

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        Ya fucked it. “Skil issue” was right there.

        • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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          Simply amazing 👏

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          that also makes the blade facing the right way, assuming the cut with the lower half.

    • Squibbles@lemmy.ca
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      Sacrifices had to be made in the name of aerodynamic efficiency

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      No you see it’s a bomber so it’s akshually the correct orientation for ground attack runs

    • KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz
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      Wouldn’t it be easier to cut a plane underneath than above?

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        Also you can do strafing runs on aircraft carriers.

        • KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz
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          Well, it started out as one aircraft carrier. Not by the time you’re done though!

    • seathru@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Sticking a wood blade on backwards is actually a semi-valid way of cutting sheet metal.

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        I have also cut 8020 aluminum extrusion with just an ordinary miter saw.

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      It’s cuz they are cutting metal with the wood blade.

      We can’t afford the metal blade.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s the price of freedom.

    • nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz
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      Forward swept wings so it can maneuver faster, you’re just looking at it the wrong way

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  • WolfLink@sh.itjust.works
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    The game “Air Brawl” on Steam is a dogfighting game with airplanes with different weapons. One of them has a big hammer you use to wack other airplane.

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    Makita blade, so Japanese steel folded over a thousand times. Edit: never mind, it says Made in China.

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      Japanese innovating in melee aircraft again

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Like all the best modern katanas!

      Though now I’m wondering if there were any Japanese style sword smiths on the mainland.

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    If it gets hit by a block of wood that has a few nails in it, it will jam and fall out of the sky.

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    This would be fun as hell in a video game. High-speed aerial knife fights. Hell yeah!

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      I’d pick this Jack of all trades

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    Giant sawblades are also helpful whenever your stealth bomber is boarded by ninjas.

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    Not breaking news, slicing news.

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    Aerodinamically feasable, too credible. Downvote

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    That would be a funny videogame. Air combat but it has to all be melee combat.

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      A baseball bat sticking out of a P-51, an F-16 with a morning star, a foot with a kicking boot sticking out of an A-10…yeah I’ll make that. sounds delightfully stupid.

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    Screamers (1995)

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      A nice little movie that is starting to become a possibility.

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    • I thought I read somewhere that vertical tails aren’t very good from a stealth design standpoint. I would imagine that something similar would apply to gargantuan circular saws.

    • Landing that thing has got to be a bitch.

    • I have some supply-chain security questions regarding the “Made in China” label on the blade.

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      No need for stealth when you’re cutting everything in half

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        Just cut through the radar waves smh

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    Or fly upside down and you can provide VCAS.

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    It looks like 40K is leaking again.

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    No finger stop preinstalled

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