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@ steal_your_face @lemmy.ml

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  • His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies

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  • 🦀🦀🦀SATAN👹⚔️ has his HANDS 👐🤲 FULL 💪💪 now that a NEW 🪩 RESIDENT 🔥🏡🔥🏠🔥🏘️🔥 has arrived in 🔥⚫HELL'S DEEPEST PIT🕳️ ♨️🔻cause 🎉🎉💀DICK CHENEY☠️ the LEGEND🦅🪖 HIMSELF 👑🏆🎖️has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! time to 🍾🍸🥂 CELEBRATE👯💃🕺 this proPIGandist🐽🐽 WARHAWK🦅🪖🇺🇸🎖️ by remembering his 🏆🏅🎖️GREATEST HITS🎖️🏅🏆: BOMBINGS ✈️🤯💣, GENOCIDE 🙅👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS🔥🪖💥, SHOOTING🔫his friend🦆 in the 🚨⚠️ FUCKING FACE🫥🦆🔫🤯, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🪖🧨💦🏴‍☠️!! 🚨⚠️📟 but DID U KNOW 🧠❓😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life 😇to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 CIVILIANS💦💂💦, STARVING🥣👶CHILDREN🧒🚼, DESTROYING ⛓️‍💥⛏️🪖🦅 COUNTRIES🌍🗺️🌐🛢️, DISMANTLING🧑‍🔧🧑‍⚖️🗽🔧 your RIGHTS📜👮⚖️, and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑acts and ppl 🤳☎️ called📟📞 him a HERO🤔🤷😡👎‼️🫨⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so 🥵 BEND OVER💦 like a 🦅🇺🇸PATRIOT 🇺🇸🦅, SPREAD 🤸↔️UR LEGS 👯💃💃 like ur the FREEDOM 🦅🦅🗽🗽of infremovedmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their 🥵🌡️TRICKY DICK 👁️👅👁️. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a 💦🥵🔥 WEAPON🍆🥒 OF ASS🍑🍑🍑 DESTRUCTION ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS👖, get 🔟 back and u’ll get 👮🧑‍⚖️realpoliDICKED 👄🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN 😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️🌃🍆💣💥

  • Even magas can't be buying this, can they?

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  • A downturn in international travel to the U.S. may last beyond summer, experts warn - ABC News

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  • Idk depends how stinky your feet are

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  • Was curious about this jar because I was imagining a glass jar lol. I looked it up and a few portrayals show him hanging with dogs too

  • How decentralized Bluesky is compared to the Fediverse.

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  • Ty!

  • How decentralized Bluesky is compared to the Fediverse.

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  • Any more info on this?

  • US Citizens—Not Migrants—Smuggle the Majority of Fentanyl Into the United States

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  • More like feltanyl

  • What TV series has the best intro song or sequence? What TV series have the worst intro song or sequence?

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  • Google: 'Your $1000 phone needs our permission to install apps now'". Android users are screwed

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  • Pixel phones are so damn cheap on eBay. There's no reason to buy directly from google.

  • Google: 'Your $1000 phone needs our permission to install apps now'". Android users are screwed

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  • Or use graphene os without google play services. No google play, no restrictions.

  • Spotted Linux on the back of a car

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  • Like holy spirit

  • Llama

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  • Stupid long horse

  • Are we doing thumbs now? Seal has polydactyly on every foot.

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  • Nice try but that's an alien pretending to be a cat

  • Iron

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  • 9 looks like a vape. Not seeing 8 either

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  • He plays Boba fett, jango fett, and the clones from the star wars prequels and series.

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  • Modern lunch break

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  • Yes but you can respond to the person being down voted, not a reply to that person. And for the record I didn't downvote them

  • Modern lunch break

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  • Then why reply to me? ¯(ツ)/¯

  • Linux... But Make It Windows XP

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  • I'm loving it

  • Voyager @lemmy.world
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    Connection Error on lemmy.ml. Unable to upvote, downvote, and log in

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    I was in their club in middle school

  • Gaming @lemmy.ml
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    Best Soulslike game for beginners?

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
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    If anyone is near MN MyPillow is aucioning off some server equipment

    www.k-bid.com /auction/49530