That would fail because white people love that shit.
Honestly yeah. My cats name is Bean lol.
Edit:
I'm the white people that be like
Bealine
Yeah my gut reaction was “aw those are cute names”.
A cat named Lasagna would go pretty hard tbh
You think there aren’t white people with cats called casserole and coleslaw?
I was gonna say, both of those sound like probable pet names.
My wife is named Casserole and I take offence to this implication.
I was actually about to say that Coleslaw is a cat name and Casserole is definitely a dog name, but i feel like that’s taken on boomer-hate-(your)-wife dimensions from this new revelation.
I always thought her full name was Cassandra until 8 years ago when I looked at our marriage certificate.
Guy online trying to offend me by calling my wife a snack.
I type out a DM: “I’ll have you know she’s an entire meal. She’s Casserole.”
My offense is named Implication and I take casserole to this wife.
Stay away from my wife.
I’ll try 🤷🏻
I just met a white guy with a small dog named Mayonnaise
Pets with random names are the best. They rock so hard.
all of the people I know with cats named miso and mochi and similar are asian
will tennyson the fitness youtuber’s dog is named mochi
Same. It’s just an anecdote, so take it with a grain of salt, but most of my Asian friends have pets with Asian food names
Miso is weird but calling a cat bun/cupcake/biscuit etc is all pretty good cat names.
I’m being ragebaited but how can you be upset at someone liking how your language sounds or liking food associated with your culture and wanting to think of it when they see someone they love?
Tater Tot is an acceptable cat name. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
90% of my friends growing up had a cat named Cheese, Cheeseburger, or Ham, short for Hamburger.
Cats in the states are almost always named after foods, flowers, or weird little guys
Yup, my kitty is named Alfredo
One of the most famous cats on the internet, Grumpy Cat, was named Tardar[sic] Sauce, which was an attempt at spelling Tartare Sauce by the owner’s then 6 year old child.
The hell 6 year old knows what tartar even is?
served with fish sticks, i would guess
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The kid’s mother was a waitress, so potentially from that.
There was a cat at my local shelter named Gordita Crunch
why would you wanna fight back against cats
acab
All cats are beautiful :3
Sadly it’s all cats are bourgeois
I thought women were the bourgeois
First off. Cats are girls, dogs are boys.
But more importantly. Cats are smaller and are therefore petit bourgeois
petit purrgeois
cats are women though. dogs are boys, cats are girls.
Indoor or outdoor?
Pudding
burger
I have a cat named Mochi but I also have a cat named Bread. I did not name either of them lol
Toad in the hole
I wanted my sister to name her ginger tabby Teriyaki, but I lost to the niblings who wanted to name him Cookie. 🤷🏽♂️
