Thank god the one thing this country does still produce is fascist bottle blondes.

Have you read up on the wild shit Kubrick’s cinematographers and lighting directors had to do?

are twinks allowed to have facial hair now?!

If anyone with even vaguely good politics gets into office you’re not allowed to criticize them when they fuck up ever, sweaty.

The poster didn’t have to put their coffee machine on their wi-fi, either. I’m pretty sure Keurigs still work without a network connection.

Where’s the VMU? How am I supposed to play Skies of Arcadia without my VMU!?

What would fascist landscape architecture look like? English gardens?

Bars.

Actual exercise will increase your base metabolic rate, though.

Yeah dawg. If not out of the box, then via an open source utility someone has no doubt written.

David Flippo

Being a renter concerned about property values I’m fucking dead.

Linux kernel has drivers for Dual Shock controllers tho?

I was waiting for someone to volunteer how little they shower. I know y’all nasty.

They’ll be able to generate their own power (with a constant stream of off-site-refined fossil fuels).

If they owned a tavern in downtown Moscow they were petite bourgeois, not peasants.

See: “his brain is cooked”

Angola was a slave plantation before it became a state pen.

Nothing changed.

I read it. Fairly well-trod territory. Nothing that will come as particularly novel to most people with a passing familiarity with modern urbanism.

I’m wearin’ jeans while typing on my new Framework laptop.

I’m sorry.