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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 个月前
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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

    /s

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      As if she ever stops at 400

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      that’d be like 80 loads

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        ^ this person knows their cum

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        Average Tuesday

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      4chan version is that but with rainbow dash

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    Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.

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    They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious

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      That looks like intestinal horror to me

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      My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).

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    Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.

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      Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

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        I guess photosynthetic life has been responsible for catastrophic climate change before

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      Whole grain chicken

    • pooberbee (they/she)@lemmy.ml
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      You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

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      Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.

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    Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.

  • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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    Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.

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      400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren’t tic tacs

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        except for the tictac owl

      • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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        I was joking.

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      You don’t know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn’t register.

      (/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post… )

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    “Do you want to get a bite to eat?”

    “No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”

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    Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.

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      High fiber salads should decrease gastric emptying speed. Grain doesn’t have a lot of fiber or protein to break down so it shouldn’t spend much time in your stomach in the first place. Amylases are generally doing their work in your saliva and small intestine.

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      you gotta have the legumes

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        You mean the

        B E A N S?

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          Heeeere we go again guys… hold on to your jeans

        • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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          peanut

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    Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.

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    Steel might be difficult to digest, but it is very caloric dense.

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    I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror

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    That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤

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    c/imsorryjon

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    How much is 400 calories of calories?

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    deleted by creator

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      You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.

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        Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized

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          Sorry for sucking!

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