It’s 1999, outside a theater there is a hairy middle-aged blob of flesh screaming at the sky.

This meme is so old now it’s starting to get sun fading and the ink is wearing off.

As we round the decade and head straight into the world of Tank Girl.

Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use an extra hand.

Absurd, I am a regular human with regular human appetites.

Just curious do other humans like me eat more than 1 grain? Just seems greedy to not share with your queen.

Usually 1 grain of rice is filling enough.

Oh no

Her’s was a plastic blue bowl with a handle. I was informed of it’s unsavory past after it was given to her from her mom when we moved in together. As she was eating popcorn out of it.

I didn’t come from no fancy two large plastic bowl house either. But a small trashcan with about 3 layers of grocery bags was our go to. Never would I look at something I yaked in and consider it to hold food again even if it had bags lining it.

So it begins…

Fucking get out of here with that “puke bowl” nonsense. You are going to make me lose an argument with my wife!

I never heard of them until her and like poop knives I refuse to believe in families have a thing as a “puke bowl”. Now I have to do research and reconsider my stance.

You absolutely should! I’m just a space hobbyist or a space peasant by comparison.

That was very informative, space nerd.

Stick to the facts and don’t get too deep into the woods. Good ideas will always float to the surface.

Where are y… Oh ok nevermind.

That’s kind of brutal, did her little brother eat the last jelly filled doughnut?

Except from the book: If you find a snake in your toilet it means you need to BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!

Personally, I like it without context.

Need to pee in the soil

Step by step on how a minotaur is made.