I feel like you get me.

That’s what cold storage is for.

And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

Ay caramba, no need to call me out like that

Happ burrday pretty lady!! 😊

That’s not exclusively British.

Whaaat? His voice is awesome. They just sing in two very different styles.

Longboyes are like real life cartoons. I had a grey and she was the most comical thing ever - awkward stick legs, big satellite dish ears, and dat snooooot

I’m not sure, and I know it depends both on the severity of a person’s IBS and the type of magnesium supplement. But I drink a ton of water so I’d hate to have it supplemented with magnesium!

Magnesium can cause diarrhea so, as someone with IBS, no fucking thanks.

Beautiful!

Awww those weasel hands

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

I’m so sorry for your loss. She looks like a sweet cuddly girl. :(

Very cool!

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!