Goddammit so true…I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬

3 & 17

Left to right, I think these are White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt*, US Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, and US Attorney General Pam Bondi.

*Not 100% on this one.

Wrong.
Misogyny is fun?
Wrong.
Also wrong!

Wow, 0 for 4 there champ.

Yeah and also (even more crucially) no scientific education whatsoever

This is so dumb, I love it

I wanted my name to be Jerrica for a while there

Thanks duck, but you’ve got your work cut out for you - I’m doing colonoscopy prep today. 😬

They’re horrible people but it doesn’t justify misogyny. We should be better than that.

Pansies! So bright and cheerful :)

I’m neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don’t compare yourself with others - comparison is the thief of joy. And those people who have graduated are probably trying to get jobs right now. Have you seen the current job market? It’s fucking insane. I don’t know that it’ll be any better in 7 months but I wouldn’t want to be looking for a job right now. Enjoy your reprieve.

Yeah and (at least in this case) if he’s a security guard, he just walks right on in!

beans

Now you’ve done it…

Breathtaking

Hey now, it was eight very strong questions!

Ouais, ça serait une bonne occasion de pratiquer mon français - c’est trop rouillé !

I love this

Welp I don’t have children and it would be highly weird if I went around forcing other people’s kids to go play free-range so…

Man why you gotta do us like that Oatmeal