We gotta start saying her name man. It’s like working with a new person who you call orange as a joke since that’s what they wore on their first day but you just keep it up because you’re too shy to ask their name.
Her name is
Robert PaulsonHaliey Welch.I know her name is publicly available. I’m just saying if she’s going to keep popping up we should probably stop calling her “Hawk Tuah girl”.
we gotta start saying her name
her name
That’s a win!
This one doesn’t even call her “Hawk Tuah girl”.
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Depends on the context, IMO. If making a stupid sex joke is the best she’ll contribute to the world, Hawk Tuah girl it is.
A 3 second sex joke is no one’s best contribution to the world.
I’m sorry, have you not read my comment history?
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No? Is that an expectation?
Definitely not!
For me 3 second sex is my only contribution to history
Time will tell.
It really won’t. No one is defined by a simple innocent joke they made one time. Saying it does is an insult to everything they’ve accomplished and gone through in life.
I mean shes the one making it her entire personality, and attempting to publicize and monetize it as much as possible. Its not like a cruel nickname pushed on her by the media, she’s actively making it her brand/identity.
Whatever you say, goat fucker
Yeah, same way no one remember the “cash me outside” girls name.
Jokes on you, I look her up once a year to see what she ended up doing. I’m 100% her name is Danielle.
i thought her name was “Bhad Bhabie” now
Tuna!
I mean, she is not trying to keep a private life, she is trying to capitalize on her 15 mins of fame. If she wants the fame, the label should be fair game.
I’ve been avoiding hawk tuah as an exercise in how long it was possible to avoid the meme but now i’ve looked up her name and it’s Haliey Welch
Haliey Welch
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You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
And my axe!
Dial it back aboot 20 percent there, Squirrelly Dan!
Your sister is hot! I regret nothing! I regret noothiiiiiiing!
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I knew he wasn’t monogamous, but I didn’t know he tried to start a polycule until I read that. Interesting!
Makes up theory of relativity. Marries cousin.
After you reminded me of that as well, I had to look it up, because, what kind of cousin have we been talking about this whole time? Second, third cousin hopefully? Nope. She was his first cousin. I’m not so impressed with his sex life anymore. Gross.
A cousin is taken as fair game in many countries, health risks in children are low. Better get tested first to make sure. Many cousins are not in close contact through their childhood, so they don’t feel sibling-like wierdness.
Many of the great geniuses fell to one or the other extreme of sexual activity. Might be related to neurodivergence but that’s me speculating
Plays into the autism/ADHD as a superpower narrative instead of the “some people like sex some don’t” narrative, pass.
Some people like sex, others don’t. People with autism/adhd often find ourselves in positions where we’re comfortable violating social norms, whether that’s deciding that you’d actually rather spend all your time on electrical engineering and pigeons instead of having a family, or being a bum who can’t stick with a job long enough to have consistent housing but also lacks the impulse control to not pursue all the sex they want.
It’d be nice to line up his quotes on the subject in chronological order, since it seems like the last one would be about how his infidelities were his biggest failings in life. People say a lot of stuff to rationalize their behaviour while they are still doing it. But with time and space, can put together that the problem wasn’t that other people “chose” to feel hurt about it. They will always be hurt if it came by surprise and you didn’t have consent first. Hell, even in proper polygamous relationships with as much consideration and communication as possible, it can be a challenge to not hurt anyone.
wait. alber charged and people paid???
he grows more based every time I learn more about his life
a hoe
A garden tool? Or just bad spelling?
Ein stein, neunundneunzig liebhaberin.
santa claus be always looking for em.
Oppenheimer too
Classic Scientist trying to offer comfort…
“Listen, I’m sorry your marriage fell apart, but it was the most likely outcome…”
“Also, you wanna have sex?”
"My dear, monogamy is an entirely relative concept with no fixed frame of reference!’
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Huh, one part of me feels bad for her cause of all the attention, but she seems like she wants to capitalize on it.
It’s her choice but I feel like the jokes are a little more justified if she wants to stay in the spotlight.
I mean she’s called her podcast “Talk Tuah”
That’s goddamned hilarious.
it’s definitely at least in part intended. She has management now, for sure.
Oh course. A lot of extroverts conflate fame with healthy interpersonal relationships.
When have quants ever used good decision making as a basis for their trading? Saying you use AI brings in investors, that’s good enough for quant funds.
When have quants ever used good decision making as a basis for their trading?
Always. If they don’t make more good decisions than bad then they get fired.
Crazily, they only need to make good decisions 55% of the time.
