Mildly infuriating. Or, as your dog refers to it, “a great day!”

It’s called Linda Belcher disease, and it’s serious. Tens of people are afflicted with this horrible condition…

🎵 Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men.
It is the music of a people,
Who will not be slaves again! 🎶

Not when there’s a Republican administration!

“Rules for thee, not for me”

CLANG!

CLANG!

CLANG!

goes the trolley…

You’d have an arrest quota, just like everyone else. I wouldn’t judge you, but you’d really have to continually find out and document major shit, putting yourself in serious danger, just to balance out all the harm you’d (have to) do. Would it be worth it? Maybe. But that’s a hell of a dice roll…

Go to ass.

twenty!?

Howdy! 🤠

I can’t go home…

The curb protects pedestrians from vehicles. The guardrail protects everyone from the drop-off. Neither is 100% effective.

It’s Palpatine-ing?

“That’s where Daddy lives!”

I don’t know. I am certain I would be bad at either!

Wait, you’re saying you’re not a stereotype!? (kidding)

Well, let’s see, Rosie. He’s guilty of 34 felonies. He was often seen around and photographed with convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, who called Trump his “closest friend of the last ten years”. He’s a rapist, literally defined as such for the record while in court for defaming his victim. He has a history of barging in on multiple Miss Teen USA minors in various stages of undress. Repeatedly. He made disgusting comments about his own daughter and her body (“voluptuous”, “a piece of ass”, etc) saying he might be dating her if he weren’t her father, says he got away with grabbing women “by the pussy” because he was famous, was found guilty of illegal campaign payments to a pornstar he had sex with while his wife was home with his infant child… Shall I go on?

Do you think this man would let the legal age of consent in our country stop him? Why do you actually think his administration is suppressing the Epstein Files?? Even if he hung around sex traffickers Epstein and Maxwell yet somehow abstained from abusing their underage victims, he’s certainly protecting anyone who did! He’s certainly benefiting from keeping that client list secret! I’m glad that at least something is over the line for you, but you’re correct: you voted for everything he’s doing.

Wasn’t the term “Welfare Queen” created to describe a single scam artist? It was then used as justification by Reagan (of course) and others to cut social programs due to “fraud and waste”. Sound familiar? Why invest in the safety nets our taxes are supposed to fund, when we can further enrich billionaires instead…

I just threw up in my mouth.

Did you read anything in my comment besides the word “addict”…? To be clear, I wasn’t being judgemental, so I’m sorry if I came across that way.

To clarify, I was saying the risk associated with collecting, transporting, and storing a large mystery (but presumed illegal) package in a place like the US with extremely harsh, overly punitive punishments would probably only attract drug addicts or dealers. I like weed and alcohol so I’m not demonizing people who like to have a good time, but I would not be just as happy if it turned out to contain black tear heroin… And again, it’s compared to the risks.

Yeah, the higher-ups steering them in the wrong direction. Just like most layoffs…

Reminder to the fewer and fewer “Christians” that actually follow what Jesus taught: this “7 Mountains Mandate” is nonsense from people looking for power. Jesus didn’t teach it, it’s not in the Bible, it’s bullshit.