Thanks, maybe I can finally live my 30s more like I thought they’d go.

A Colony of Seagulls

As long as the box fish stays in its lane, I don’t see a problem here…

My family relies on vulture stomach acid for most of our household sterilization needs. It’s a little tricky to collect, but damn if it doesn’t do a great job!

That’s a mighty fine building material. Looks like that’s probably 200# Mullen test C-flute corrugated fiberboard!

Don’t get me started with my 10mg+ DOI story. That was one crazy weekend.

What kind of monster would break the honor system?

7 Zip is good

Where do I find an aluminum brick though?

That’s all you had to say!

I don’t know who Hugs is but I wouldn’t go in there to find out.

Vincent McVan?

That thing is awesome!

That’s all I’d need anyways!

Some restaurants are a little more conservative with their portion sizes. It is meant to be a whole meal though.

Most likely a stable fly. House flies have sponge like mouth parts for soaking up liquid and are incapable of biting.

Same.

Is this AI?

Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio.

That could literally kill my mother.