Bring it up at your local town hall; be sincere about what Lemmy is. Ask if there are any Reddit users then publicly shame them for using the platform.
The gas pump swells as it finishes. If you try to drive off before it shrinks again, they just follow the miles of hose back to your house. Occam's Razor.
I would recommend looking for volunteer opportunities. Be open, what exists around you may not be exactly what you want to do, but it you're doing something positive, the journey will make it worth it.
Can confirm. I have known human moms with similar appendages.