Well, if it helps, the Eiffel Tower is almost 109 elephants tall and the slit is about a third of the height of the Eiffel Tower…so approximately 36 elephants tall in length. Does that help?

350 ft. is no joke. I think someone would have to be on their hands and knees dragging that knife across a distance longer that the Statue of Liberty is tall (by 49 ft.)!

As he ran by…🤣

There is no way for a manufacturer to completely prevent tampering. There should be a fine if you’re caught bypassing safety guards.

Also elder millennial and my parents and my mother’s parents were ¯\(ツ)/¯

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I can guarantee you that is not true, at least not in every state.

You can but you’d need to have a parent present to give permission. Or…you can be me in your teens and just do all your own piercings.

Looks good; I’d take ribeye over fillet mignon every time!

You should boycott vim. That’ll teach 'em.

It’s detachable.

Thailand is still part of the world, for now anyways.

Midwest United States, my family absolutely had this table when I was a kid.

Maybe chasing Batman is what keeps Harley chasing Joker?

That one could be risky.

Sasquatch?

Ice Cube maybe.

Just bought it on Amazon. I can’t wait to wear this at work!

…at least around the people that understand my humor anyways, lol.

What’s up?