The guy is almost 80 years old… Why do we keep electing people this old run a country?
You can’t be a commercial airline pilot past 60 or 65
We probably didn’t, to be fair.
Years of this to go. His handlers will pump him full of more drugs than Ezra Miller with a credit card.
Petition to rename the White House to the White Nursing Home.
I seem to remember the last guy was bad because he was sleepy. Maybe I’m just dreaming it or something.
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
This. You are either with them or against them. And if you are with them it matters little what you do and that includes raping kids.
seems that’s a bonus for these sickos
Everything is projection with these people
Like, where are all the pictures of Joe dozing at his DESK!? I can think of maybe one or two, but there would be endless memes if there were any more.
The day this guy “stops aging” will be the best day for billions of people
That Amtrak reference 😙👌
The sunglasses and the ice cream are also a nice touch.
Seems the dementia denial is greatest right before the inevitable tell-all. I’ve seen the same with old people in my family. Trump is doing the same now. In Biden’s case it’s what screwed us all. Though maybe it was inevitable.
Go off into that sunset pal, it’s going to be rough on your family.
Whose that on the bottom right?
For some more context: the onion political cartoons lean into extreme caricature of political cartoons themselves. The cartoonist is always depicted with an “I am very smart” quip.
This is ironically one of the most toned-down comics I’ve seen from them! They’re usually a lot more silly
Sam Kelly, esteemed cartoonist for The Onion. He’s not real but we don’t hold that against him.
*Stan Kelly
Gas leak
Problem is he wakes up and all we get from him is bullshit.
Figurative and literal
Those 3 AM truth social rants sure are exhausting
its the same tactic children use when they get in trouble, they “pretend to sleep” in this case its always the constant presence of epstein files. trumps children and melania will dump him in a nursing home , they want his money after all. but nursing home might keep alive too long for thier greedy comfort.
Opposite of me, I only wake up when someone wants to ride me
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Sassy Leopard sounds like my style.
#TiredTrump
Dozy dementia diaper donnie the daughter diddler
trump slump slumber…zzz…
Republicans: asleep at the wheel. Literally.
That’s proof that the evil is not only coming from one sleepy senile person but the pile of dung that surrounds him. Both sides one allowing and the other doing.
Based!
… in somnolence.
That’s a new word for me. Like somnambulism, but more solemn 😂
Just doing my best to keep you awake and alert =P
