It’s my favorite game, Lophead!

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris

Witz ist auf dich, ich hab noch massig Masken auf Vorrat!

It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE DAUGHTER

Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

Crude oil is a helluva drug.

Parmesan? Gene Parmesan?

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!

First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.

Who is that in the bottom right?

Gonna tell my grandkids that’s Becker and Borg

I don’t think he is.

He biggest mistake was not laminating the theses!

Completely wrong! It was the DDR the whole time!

Of the four “Star” franchises: Wars, Trek, -gate, and Search, “-gate” is easily my third favorite.