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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days ago

I don't get it.

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I don't get it.

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days ago
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  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netM
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    Babylon Bee is just bad-posting for conservatives.

    • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      But our badposting is good on occasion

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        (derogatory)

      • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netM
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        I did specify “for conservatives”

    • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I will not stand for Beanis slander

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Mark Hamill is a massive lib and he’s being owned epic style

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    peter-running the joke is “lib upset”

  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    If we take the analogy to its conclusion, does that mean Trump is going to turn on the conservative movement in his final moments?

    • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      holden-bloodfeast launch… the nukes…

      the-republican at Iran? At China? North Korea?

      holden-bloodfeast all of them… white house

      • CatoPosting [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Would the US’s nuclear stockpile be enough to end life on the planet as we know it if all striking the same spot? Would the southern hemisphere be protected somehow?

        • vanDerVaartBlackenedRanch [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Ending life entirely is unclear, ending civilization would be the case even in a 40 medium yield warhead exchange between India and Pakistan.

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    hey grok, write a joke about mark hamill and donald trump

    aaaand post

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Haha, Babylon Bee owned themselves. They said Donald Trump is Vader without the cool voice or lightsaber!” - libbing-out

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      There’s also only a 5 year age difference between Trump and Hamill. Knowing that, the story could be seen as an admission that Trump (as well as the Babylon Bee for writing this) is perfectly fine with 5 year olds having sex. I’m sure they are, but it’s still a weird thing to do.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Epic and timely reference my gentlesirs.

  • RondoRevolution [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    This is some bolsonarista geezer ass type of humor, truly incredible

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    They’re mad about this. Also in this role play, Trump is Darth Vader. So they make Trump into the villain.

    https://archive.is/fdOeo

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      these fuckin losers still things the dems will do anything lmao

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      does it even register with these dorks that dems had the chance to prosecute him and failed to bring anything substantive

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      if only any of these people realized no one gives a fuck about “the history books”

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    If that was coming from any other source that would be a good bit of antihumor, the kind of thing you get up on stage and say with a shiteating grin that says “go on, laugh at me, I dare you” in a way that almost makes it performance art. Like cutting out the laugh track from the Big Bang Theory and getting something so horribly stilted and poorly paced that its sheer cringe starts making it actually funny for a brief moment.

    But knowing they think they’re actually making a joke that has a discernible and terrible meaning ruins it.

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    HAHhahahaHAHAHHAha mark hamil hate trump but he owned trump is fatehr hahahaHAHAHH amazing mrp resin ald i want gas up to $MAGA I DONT CARE MR PRENISAL

  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    is this about ukraine?

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    Comedy is legal again.

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