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Coffee and a cigarette, usually.
The sandwich I sorta get but the pickle?
What orifice does the pickle go in?
Kramer shower salad.
We had a large system outage in the 90’s and they flew in technicians to rebuilt the whole system.
One of the guy, somehow some way managed to wedge in a shower beer into conversation.
A shower beer?
“A shower beer… it’s the best thing ever, really hot water, really cold beer”
I tried it, honestly didn’t get it.
The shower ruben has me way more interested. But I think the steam in the air would ruin some of the aromatic notes.
Also, I can’t find good corned beef anywhere near here.
Never tried shower beer, but sauna beer is standard operating procedure where I come from. Doctors tend to warn that it’s not a particularly great idea and could kill you, but nobody cares because it’s amazing.
I love a shower beer.
I find the enjoyment is very dependent on the shower itself. layout is everything
And how tired you are.
Just got done mowing the lawn and really want a beer? Drink it while taking a shower to make everything better
But I think the steam in the air would ruin some of the aromatic notes.
You have to work the dressing up to a really good lather.
The hygiene in this is non-existent.
is it really shower reuben if you aren’t wearing a matching shower cap with your sandwich?
Get tf off twitter…
Anyone not saying shower orange is objectively wrong.
They made a whole subreddit about the phenomenon if you’re a nonbeliever. It’s an experience that transcends snacks.
Shower cutie is awesome. Might be because it’s so cold in hot water so it feels good.
Gateway drug to shower sumo
Shower peach so you can make a mess
Shower Pasta Bolognese.
Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.
That sounds good, especially if cold. And you can eat it like an animal and just let the juice go all over your body.
Also applies to
Orange juice for the orange juice god! Orange peels for the
compost pileorange peel throne!You leave the peels at the bottom of your shower until you finish showering so that it smells nice and orangey for the whole time.
but what if you have to participate in an impromptu kart race
Not possible. Everyone knows gamers don’t shower.
Duh. Soup, obv. It’s already wet.
Perpetual stew!
I’ve got a stack of mail and a tall can
It’s a shower beer, it’s a payment plan
When I eat Reubens I get gassy and no one wants to be around me. This is perfect for my sauerkraut goblin farts
Ribs in the shower is a definite timesaver.
Now ribs I can see! They aren’t in danger of getting soggy, and you could string them on a cord and hang them around your neck like a merger of caveman fashion and an adult version of the candy necklace.
That would save on so many napkins!
Crab too.
If someone sends me a picture like this, they’re getting a “wellness check”.
radical self-care and whimsical flirting are health beyond health. This person is processing traumas and microbiota beyond mortal ken
Shower beer > shower ruben
There’s nothing stopping you from having both? Live a little!
You’re right, but I prefer a beer instead
I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.
Learn to eat a burrito cleanly, the cheese should not end up in the drain. Skill issue.
That’s an unfortunate waste of cheese
