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Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon

  • Platypus. Final answer

  • I'm in SW Romania. I can drive to Ukraine in a day.

    And yea, just kinda... living my life. Not much else I can do.

  • I wonder if someday there will be guided tours of Jeff Bezos' mansion. A little museum too, all about his reign of terror.

  • They could just try being nice, but I guess that's too much work

  • Beans

    Jump
  • Is now 18 pounds, until the chicken is digested 😂

  • Beans

    Jump
  • They will never own a home

  • Beans

    Jump
  • Nuh-uh. Caught that chicken fair and square

  • The first time she's not yet a mother

  • I took it to mean that the person referred to is an opportunist of sorts. A man who will perform said act on another man for some kind of benefit, despite being straight or disliking that man.

  • Sopranos is pretty funny I guess

  • Safe travels, cocksucker!

    (Mods, please don't ban me. Please observe the context. Oh my god please jesus don't do it)

  • This meme comes back every few years...

    And every time it does...

    It's still got it 😏

  • The Supreme Court took his toy away

  • Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!

  • Plot-twist: he's in the alien files too and it's super fucking bad

  • [ cries into green but super expensive Romanian electric bill ]

  • "In the recorded history of what is now the U.S. state of Texas, all or parts of Texas have been claimed by six countries: France, Spain, Mexico, the Republic of Texas, the Confederacy during the Civil War, and the United States of America." [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Texas ]

    Does THIS answer your question? That's right, Captain. Put'em up! Or shall I say... peut demains apres?

    EDIT: It's the Epstein files. The French are investigating. Musk is in them.

  • You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.

    This idea brought to you by ChatGPT

  • Uzumaki

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Can you lick your nose?

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL how wild animals are vaccinated for rabies en masse

    historyofvaccines.org /blog/feeding-vaccines-wild-animals-story-oral-rabies-vaccination
  • pics @lemmy.world

    Snowy creek

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    After all these years...

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Feral buddy

  • Photography @lemmy.world

    Mushrooms On a Stump

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    If only we knew...

  • Photography @lemmy.world

    Can you spot Orion's belt?

  • New Communities @lemmy.world

    In Depth Indie Music - a place for indie fans and musicians to truly connect

    lemmy.world /c/IndepthIndie
  • Photography @lemmy.world

    Deep blue

  • Photography @lemmy.world

    Water tower at sunrise

  • memes @lemmy.world

    My favorite Thomas the Tank engine quote

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    How often do you go to concerts?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Streaming platform of choice