How do y’all prefer to shave your shitlocks?

Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.

In an interview for a line cook job I mentioned this in jest.

The chef laughed and said nah fuck that we’re like a pirate ship. We’re here for each other, understand if something better comes along, but you fuck up we’ll make you walk the plank.

My favorite version of that jargon nonsense I’ve heard.

We’re a family is toxicity central. Just like family. ❤️

Use the clit like a speed bag

Is the foreign policy just stock market manipulation?

Why should the grift ever stop? Full speed ahead off the cliff

That’s a good one.

When my dad was arrested I did a little collage of his and my mom’s and said one day we’ll have a family portrait.

They were not enthused.

It’d be the only time we’d have been all together lmfao

My hair is long enough. I don’t want a non imaginative boi

If they’re feminine enough, and you take your glasses off, you can pretend it’s a big angry clit.

It’s so perfect. Like a nerdier version of the guy who ties women to train tracks.

My work orb has fallen and shattered. Life orb was dependent on the work orb. I’m holding a mental health orb but that is actively shattering in my hands because bills.

Wat do.

They didn’t tell me how to ponder the orbs correctly.

They needed workers. Not pictured is the shallow grave out back for the 4 that got the rickets

The house of cards scene is so perfect.

I’m op

This speaks to all of my austism.

Thank you for the link.

“Abortion is green.”

Can I holy the security guards gun?

He went to New Zealand for 2 minutes and 35 seconds just to cum!

Tell me about it.

It was my favorite scroll back on reddit. Car crash, fight or crackhead it had such a nice variety.