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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago

Getting rejected because I failed the polycule physical and genetic compatability test

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Getting rejected because I failed the polycule physical and genetic compatability test

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago
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    Using the word “breed” for human beings having a child is maxing out my Hitler particle detector

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      They’re just securing a burgerreich future

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    As an actual poly person I really hope this is a joke because holy fuck this is one of the most toxic sounding polycules I’ve ever heard of. It sounds like a fucking cult not a polycule

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      defector

      yeah that’s a cult alright

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      i’m not saying it is real, but this is really believable for bay area rationalists unfortunately

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        yea

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      Um, “Multiple infractions of rules may result in reasonable corporal punishment”

      I unironically can’t decide whether this is satire or not, gee whiz I would “defect” too…

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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    my polycule always walks in 4:3 formation, because any group should have more more melee brawlers than ranged DPS in a typical, urban environment.

    • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      my polycule walks in 4:3 aspect ratio to prevent distortion from stretching

    • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      “Just a casual walk in the park”

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    all those people and nobody thought of adding a qr code to the url 🙄 sorry i only join polycules with smart people

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      you’re actually meant to go to it with your ai glasses

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      If current gen smartphones can just go to the link then what does a qr code add that the link does not

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        Qr code is nore likely to scan without a typo, it was designed for that

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        deleted by creator

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The age question has me imagining a polycule that just keeps changing over time as members bald and age out, a true relationship of theseus

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      Oh I know a thing like that. Well it’s not technically a polycule, but there’s a commune near here that is also kind of a polycule that only allows people between certain ages or students (Including grad students) so they kind of have a polycule of Theseus going.

    • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      relationship of theseus

      kelly

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        That’s what i said!

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          Yeah, the quote was meant to highlight the bit that was kelly-able, wasn’t meant to be stealing it or anything lol.

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      It’s like when a band has no original members like Foreigner or Menudo

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      Pretty sure that’s called a “Terrace House”

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      There’s a 65 year old member named Deborah.

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    This is obviously problematic but part of me can’t help but appreciate they have a charter

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      Yeah I can disagree with a lot of the choices here but the organization skills are genuinely impressive

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        there are few things more erotic than a shared googlesheet for scheduling whose turn it is to ovsynch and conceive for gestation and who gets to dry off and recover after weaning.

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    but i only have 1 hobby ☹️

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      Okay yeah it’s a joke, very funny one tho lol

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      sports

      basketball

      ai

      The most interesting person in the world

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      No magnets? This is bullshit

      charlie-stare

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      “Making coffee” isn’t a hobby lol

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        Look pal it’s either getting really into single origin light roast coffee and increasingly esoteric ways to get the caffeine from it, or it’s like. Bouldering. Or cycling. White boys need hobbies too

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          I don’t think making coffee is quirked up enough to be an acceptable hobby to promote for white boys

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            Making coffee, no, but conspicuous consumption in the form of thousands of dollars in supremely niche equipment, yes.

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        How dare you! I’m not insulted. I’m. I’m just speaking for those that are!

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        When you have that many people in one house it is. You gotta have a designated barista.

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    Pretending to be poly to save on rent and get an XL couch

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      $1570 a month is also pretty hefty. Is the place massive or are they looking for someone to subsidize costs.

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        Probably includes maintenance on the XL couch though

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        For real. That is more than our mortgage and we split it.

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        If this is really in the Bay Area like someone here suggested, this seems about average to rent a room over there. I just checked on Zillow.

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          Yikies!

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          In central Florida it’s not uncommon to see 1 bedrooms and even studios priced a little under 1.6k, so if it’s a huge mcmansion with your own bedroom and the cost includes utilities that seems about right.

          I imagine this is common in many urban and nearby suburban areas across the country.

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    polycule with eugenic characteristics

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    Sorry, I only get involved with polycules who walk in a nickel formation

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      my last polycule would manuever around the park in the Power I. great for the running game, but lots of potential for misdirection, screens, and option plays.

      then one of our TEs got traded to miami and we fell apart, chalking it up to a rebuilding year.

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        Everybody appreciates a tight end

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      :kelly: Defensive Back-shots

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    full head of hair, perfect scores on all the physical tests, genetic profile ready to go but…

    says here you’re 5’11" sorry, that’s incompatible with our positioning requirements.

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      5’11 is actually fine they just don’t want to deal with the consequences of someone being Juuuuust shy of 6’0

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    If so, what is the expected age onset?

    Two years ago eviscerated

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      When I was 18, I visited a hairdresser to get a nice cut for prom, I was a boy at the time. She told me my hair wouldn’t make it to 30. She was right agony-deep

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    Defector? Is this a polycule or a cult?

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      $1,570 per month

      Or a ponzi scheme

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        same-picture

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        Unless a big city where depending on the size of place that could be a steal 😭… I also figured it was total not per person amount 😳

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      yes

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    My special move is falling asleep on the XL couch before the sex stuff happens you all can have fun i’m eepy i have work in the morning

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    special move

    ZA WĀRUDO

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      If stand users are in a polycule are their stands part of it, or do they form their own

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        We are asking questions philosophers could never ask

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          What if stands use their own stands for… yknow…

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            No, I don’t know

            describe it in great detail hyperflush

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              You know how Jotaro is able to use his Stand to stop his own heartbeat? Well guess what other organs it can stimulate

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