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Posadas [he/him, they/them]

@ Posadas @hexbear.net

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"Imagine being terrestrial"

--- Me, a dolphin

  • WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!

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  • More like scuba diving, bay's only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice

  • WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!

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  • They looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks

  • WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!

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  • Must of

    'em on their heads while they were under the ice.

  • WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!

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  • Nah, this MF's probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!

  • You know what? Fuck it! GIVE ME THE GMO SALT!

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  • Capitalist really do be pilliging nature to slap on a patent

  • You know what? Fuck it! GIVE ME THE GMO SALT!

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  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    You know what? Fuck it! GIVE ME THE GMO SALT!

  • Nobody cheated in the Odyssey

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  • Like I said, Nobody cheated in the Odyssey.

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Nobody cheated in the Odyssey

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Gambling and war, only missing racism for the Amerikkkan trifecta

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Old riddles require new solutions

  • 2028 Democrats pitch to solve homelessness

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  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    2028 Democrats pitch to solve homelessness

  • Not only are my enemies ontologically evil, they're also pathetic.

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  • womp womp

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Not only are my enemies ontologically evil, they're also pathetic.

  • Silly larper! Where's your le epic 1 bajillion attachment point rail system with hyper dynamic 6.7x-69x magnification. Why haven't you spent $12,000 for your first build?

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  • Average airsoft loadout

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    And they shan't know not no fear

  • Silly larper! Where's your le epic 1 bajillion attachment point rail system with hyper dynamic 6.7x-69x magnification. Why haven't you spent $12,000 for your first build?

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  • Funny enough, the post they're trying to make fun of mentions how they're going to be picking up a sight

  • Silly larper! Where's your le epic 1 bajillion attachment point rail system with hyper dynamic 6.7x-69x magnification. Why haven't you spent $12,000 for your first build?

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  • — 7SillyLARPers

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Silly larper! Where's your le epic 1 bajillion attachment point rail system with hyper dynamic 6.7x-69x magnification. Why haven't you spent $12,000 for your first build?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    So... what horrors do you think they're announcing today?

  • Command just sent us a warning that a French spy is trying to infiltrate the base, so take this talkie-walkie and stand guard on the Northern gate.

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  • Fine (I'm the spy)

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Command just sent us a warning that a French spy is trying to infiltrate the base, so take this talkie-walkie and stand guard on the Northern gate.

  • The United States finally has a casus belli towards Canada

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  • They give him the elixir of eternal groundhog life so he never dies.

    Unfortunately they never give his wife it, and they force him to remarry every time one passes.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    The United States finally has a casus belli towards Canada

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Moloch worshipers... I mean, Prosperity Gospel "Preachers" be like, "The poor are not your neighbor, for they can not afford a home. Therefore you may be as cruel and wicked to them as you desire."

  • The curse of being right

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  • Chicago Style my beloved

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    The curse of being right

  • Trans Jovian

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  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Trans Jovian

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Damn... guess we gotta feed him to a Great White Shark.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    If you can, thank your local tulpa, and remember, it's the thoughtform that counts.

  • NYC continues to mog on most other US "cities"

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  • What if we take all of our trash and it into space (New Jersey)?

  • NYC continues to mog on most other US "cities"

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  • Civ mod that just has Eric Adams converting everyone's cities into NYC to achieve total cultural victory

  • NYC continues to mog on most other US "cities"

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  • Too busy going for the cultural victory

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    NYC continues to mog on most other US "cities"

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    Posadas [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    OMG!!! Genetically Modified Snow!!! What will the cabal thinks if next?!?!?!?!?