"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
I love bureaucracy
Male insulation installers be like, "Yeah, I put in 8 inches of insulation" while putting in 4 inches at most.
2+2=5
Mom whose 7-year-old has brain swelling from measles still wouldn’t vaccinate
WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!
You know what? Fuck it! GIVE ME THE GMO SALT!
Nobody cheated in the Odyssey
Gambling and war, only missing racism for the Amerikkkan trifecta
Old riddles require new solutions
2028 Democrats pitch to solve homelessness
Not only are my enemies ontologically evil, they're also pathetic.
And they shan't know not no fear
Silly larper! Where's your le epic 1 bajillion attachment point rail system with hyper dynamic 6.7x-69x magnification. Why haven't you spent $12,000 for your first build?
So... what horrors do you think they're announcing today?
Command just sent us a warning that a French spy is trying to infiltrate the base, so take this talkie-walkie and stand guard on the Northern gate.
The United States finally has a casus belli towards Canada
Moloch worshipers... I mean, Prosperity Gospel "Preachers" be like, "The poor are not your neighbor, for they can not afford a home. Therefore you may be as cruel and wicked to them as you desire."
The curse of being right
Trans Jovian
Damn... guess we gotta feed him to a Great White Shark.
Sorry Mr. President, war's canceled. The Ford is too busy using it's flight deck as a temporary poop deck.