"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
badposting @hexbear.net Nobody cheated in the Odyssey
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Gambling and war, only missing racism for the Amerikkkan trifecta
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Old riddles require new solutions
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net 2028 Democrats pitch to solve homelessness
Slop. @hexbear.net Not only are my enemies ontologically evil, they're also pathetic.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net And they shan't know not no fear
Slop. @hexbear.net Silly larper! Where's your le epic 1 bajillion attachment point rail system with hyper dynamic 6.7x-69x magnification. Why haven't you spent $12,000 for your first build?
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net So... what horrors do you think they're announcing today?
badposting @hexbear.net Command just sent us a warning that a French spy is trying to infiltrate the base, so take this talkie-walkie and stand guard on the Northern gate.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net The United States finally has a casus belli towards Canada
badposting @hexbear.net Moloch worshipers... I mean, Prosperity Gospel "Preachers" be like, "The poor are not your neighbor, for they can not afford a home. Therefore you may be as cruel and wicked to them as you desire."
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net The curse of being right
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Trans Jovian
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Damn... guess we gotta feed him to a Great White Shark.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like
badposting @hexbear.net If you can, thank your local tulpa, and remember, it's the thoughtform that counts.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net NYC continues to mog on most other US "cities"
Slop. @hexbear.net OMG!!! Genetically Modified Snow!!! What will the cabal thinks if next?!?!?!?!?
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Appoints a Turkish man to a position of power; he immediately uses it to target Armenians
Slop. @hexbear.net Paradox must be made to pay for the damage caused by HoI4
Like I said, Nobody cheated in the Odyssey.