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hexaflexagonbear [he/him]

@ hexaflexagonbear @hexbear.net

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  • This is something brace would do as a bit

  • Alfred Hitchcock, like Stallone, had a gay porn era early in his career.

  • Watched Eyes Wide Shut last night, honestly very similar to Bugonia in some ways. In both movies there is this big conspiracy that is true and is the main part of the plot, but the conspiracy is completely irrelevant to the theme of the movie because it’s only there to examine the protagonist’s state of mind. In Eyes Wide Shut the cabal of rich perverts was really there as a way to explore Bill’s jealousy/possessiveness over his wife, and how it would lead him to take actions that are destructive to himself and those around him.

  • My mom was asking me specific tax stuff on the phone and kept talking while I was trying to open up various forms and accounts. She was like you sound frustrated am I making you angry and it’s like I’m frustrated because you’re asking for stuff that needs paperwork and not letting me focus on finding it lol

  • Not enough beanis

  • Really fucked up when people speak multiple languages, stop listening in on so many people’s conversations!!

  • Google Maps really ruined the essential childhood experience of watching your dad with a coffee and cigarette carefully studying a map before a road trip.

  • lol tearing up every time Gordon Ramsey mentors a chef on kitchen nightmares.

  • Trump’s injury and Kirk’s death highlight the dangers of trying to become throat goat.

  • Ty!

  • Hey we just saw you making movie references from across the bar and we really dig your vibe

  • emoji @hexbear.net

    :trump-juche:

  • emoji @hexbear.net

    :logging-on:

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Age gap discourse has unironically gone too far

  • emoji @hexbear.net

    :sobotka-stare:

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    This is America

  • emoji @hexbear.net

    :free-free-palestine:

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Pete Buttigieg declares himself winner of the 2024 Republican Iowa caucus

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    "I never thought leopards would eat MY face"

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Horny FBI guy is an incredible bit

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

  • vegan @hexbear.net

    Most normal British columnist: Help, I'm being cancelled (my vegetarian meals have slightly less cheese)

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    NK defector bravely points out that the revisionist NK government made the swoletariat illegal

  • sports @hexbear.net

    Lewis Hamilton speaks out against Florida’s LGBTQ laws ahead of Miami Grand Prix

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    Just saw the Woman King, it rocks

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Disgusting! Does anyone have their Instagram and tiktok so I can voice my disappointment directly??

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    We're all gonna get killed by the treatboy khmer Rouge, aren't we?

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    The northman dares to ask "what if we all stripped our clothes, took soom shrooms, and did some throat singing"

  • traingang @hexbear.net

    It's crazy that we don't have staple foods just delivered to everyone